I hope she is not yours

siwesclick · July 9, 2020, 5:39pm

On Saturday was relaxing at some resort in nakuru nikipewa beer zangu bila makasiriko, the resort had a few revellers and sweet slow rhumba was playing on the background pole pole, so am there drowning my drink just passing time then around 6:00 comes in some old man probably around 50’s with 2 chicks, the chicks were probably on there late twenties yellow yellow the type you guys here in ktalk would describe as tamu Kama sunguch, so they seat afew tables from me, coz of these social distancing thingy, so around 6:30 one chick keeps getting phone calls and ignoring, callsbecame many and she decided to pick, she walked and went to talk privately, coincidentally it was near where I was seated so could here what she was conversing, kumbe it was the husband who was calling to inquire where she was and why she had delayed coming home, I overheard her saying that ‘si Niko tusksys na koi hata si ndio huyu si umuulize’ quickly she calls the sister who corraborates her story and tells the husband that they won’t be long, so I get curious and start to eaves drop, kumbe the sister (koi) had organized these old man to these other chick(the married one) and we’re planning to go for some getaway of some sort. I was really shocked so wanaume jichungeni kweli kunguru hafugiki.
I hope she is not yours

mundu_mulosi · July 9, 2020, 5:44pm

I think the first rule of dating or marriage should be “All women are Kungurus, if you get one that is not, it is an exception”.

Mnyonga_MONKEY · July 9, 2020, 5:56pm

The husband knows but ni vile hataki kuitikia

LIEN · July 9, 2020, 6:15pm

Siwesclick Leta ile story Bibi alikubamba ukiwank

Starscream · July 9, 2020, 6:27pm

@uwesmakendeste , @uwesmake @LIEN @siwesclick are the same person

Gikonyo · July 9, 2020, 6:40pm

It’s not yours but your turn

system · July 9, 2020, 6:41pm

@uwesmakendeste niaje

thesavage · July 9, 2020, 6:52pm

Nakuru is like that and the pair of sisters could easily be people I actually know, except I expect the married one to be having a small kid by now which makes it unlikely. Mungu tunaomba asaidie wazee.

system · July 9, 2020, 6:55pm

@siwesclick = @uwesmake = @uwesmakendeste = @LIEN

dingoo_wa_ingoo · July 9, 2020, 7:14pm

siwesclick:

On Saturday was relaxing at some resort in nakuru nikipewa beer zangu bila makasiriko, the resort had a few revellers and sweet slow rhumba was playing on the background pole pole, so am there drowning my drink just passing time then around 6:00 comes in some old man probably around 50’s with 2 chicks, the chicks were probably on there late twenties yellow yellow the type you guys here in ktalk would describe as tamu Kama sunguch, so they seat afew tables from me, coz of these social distancing thingy, so around 6:30 one chick keeps getting phone calls and ignoring, callsbecame many and she decided to pick, she walked and went to talk privately, coincidentally it was near where I was seated so could here what she was conversing, kumbe it was the husband who was calling to inquire where she was and why she had delayed coming home, I overheard her saying that ‘si Niko tusksys na koi hata si ndio huyu si umuulize’ quickly she calls the sister who corraborates her story and tells the husband that they won’t be long, so I get curious and start to eaves drop, kumbe the sister (koi) had organized these old man to these other chick(the married one) and we’re planning to go for some getaway of some sort. I was really shocked so wanaume jichungeni kweli kunguru hafugiki.
I hope she is not yours

Andika CORROBORATES mara nne. Corraborates ni nini?

OliphantTank · July 10, 2020, 12:24am

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Andika CORROBORATES mara nne. Corraborates ni nini?
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Since you wanna be a stickler for a foreign language… it could be both. Corroborated, as in gave support or confirmed. Collaborated as in helped create a story. See what happened? Soma story, enjoy the human interaction na Wacha pang’ang’a mob[/QUOTE]

count_dracula · July 10, 2020, 5:56am

Agreed totally,kwa wazee anaitwa @corzola

Particles · July 10, 2020, 9:15am

ukiskia bibi yako or your girlfriend akikwambia vitu kama ‘hata tuko na sister yako hapa ndio huyu siumuulize’ chunga sana.

rayoo · July 10, 2020, 1:55pm

wacha nibaki solo

Laibon_Ninja · July 10, 2020, 1:59pm

The husband’s instincts are trying to tell him something that is why he is calling kila saa but amekua kichwa ngumu does not want to face the painful reality

system · July 10, 2020, 6:54pm

The husband already knows the reality but doesn’t want to face it because the truth hurts. When a person calls a lover severally then the union is practically dead. In a normal situation, nobody calls someone severally, repeatedly.

He should just finish off that woman

ChifuMbitika · July 11, 2020, 2:43am

siwesclick:

On Saturday was relaxing at some resort in nakuru nikipewa beer zangu bila makasiriko, the resort had a few revellers and sweet slow rhumba was playing on the background pole pole, so am there drowning my drink just passing time then around 6:00 comes in some old man probably around 50’s with 2 chicks, the chicks were probably on there late twenties yellow yellow the type you guys here in ktalk would describe as tamu Kama sunguch, so they seat afew tables from me, coz of these social distancing thingy, so around 6:30 one chick keeps getting phone calls and ignoring, callsbecame many and she decided to pick, she walked and went to talk privately, coincidentally it was near where I was seated so could here what she was conversing, kumbe it was the husband who was calling to inquire where she was and why she had delayed coming home, I overheard her saying that ‘si Niko tusksys na koi hata si ndio huyu si umuulize’ quickly she calls the sister who corraborates her story and tells the husband that they won’t be long, so I get curious and start to eaves drop, kumbe the sister (koi) had organized these old man to these other chick(the married one) and we’re planning to go for some getaway of some sort. I was really shocked so wanaume jichungeni kweli kunguru hafugiki.
I hope she is not yours

This man-singular
These men- plural

ChifuMbitika · July 11, 2020, 2:45am

siwesclick:

On Saturday was relaxing at some resort in nakuru nikipewa beer zangu bila makasiriko, the resort had a few revellers and sweet slow rhumba was playing on the background pole pole, so am there drowning my drink just passing time then around 6:00 comes in some old man probably around 50’s with 2 chicks, the chicks were probably on there late twenties yellow yellow the type you guys here in ktalk would describe as tamu Kama sunguch, so they seat afew tables from me, coz of these social distancing thingy, so around 6:30 one chick keeps getting phone calls and ignoring, callsbecame many and she decided to pick, she walked and went to talk privately, coincidentally it was near where I was seated so could here what she was conversing, kumbe it was the husband who was calling to inquire where she was and why she had delayed coming home, I overheard her saying that ‘si Niko tusksys na koi hata si ndio huyu si umuulize’ quickly she calls the sister who corraborates her story and tells the husband that they won’t be long, so I get curious and start to eaves drop, kumbe the sister (koi) had organized these old man to these other chick(the married one) and we’re planning to go for some getaway of some sort. I was really shocked so wanaume jichungeni kweli kunguru hafugiki.
I hope she is not yours

Bibi kukuliwa sio shida. Shida ni kujua amekuliwo.