I might be a Father

On one of my bored weekends while surfing the net lazily, I stumbled upon this beauty on facebook. Kama kawaida nkatuma a friend request for the sake of it na kuendelea kung’ethia bila a definite form. Jioni kufika nikapata kame confirm na juu I still dint have much to do na usingizi ikawa imeenda raundi ikabidi kutupia kadem lugha kwa fb mdogo mpaka akaingia lane yangu. Chatting became the norm afterwards and a day bila kuchat I would get alot of messages kwa inbox cheking kama bado nakapenda.

After chatting for close to 6 months I finally got a break from Abdul land and I was on my way home for vacation and same time to land my lusty eyes and probably third leg on this shiny eyed mungikiress.

Nikafika 254 poa, had my rest and the following day I was out there to meet my miss beauty. Fact, she was way hotter than what I had seen on her fb photos. We had a fantastic first date na later nikampeleka kwa stage ya githurai 44 akadandia ma3 akaenda zake home. We met a couple more times but anytime I brought topic ya kugawiwa slices she always had a ready made excuse to dodge the mbinjano session. I finally came up with a foolproof plan to make sure nimekagua hizo shindu.

I asked her to accompany me to a friends bash in Naivasha. I had to look a little classy so I went to a car hire company and booked a Toyota Passo, a very nice car for two days. On the material day I picked the car and drove all the way to Githurai to pick my gal. I was there by 0900 hrs sharp and lucky enough I dint have to wait for long as she was ready when I called to let her know nko ma area. Nikamchota and after kupitia kwa vaite kukamata sharba zangu kadhaa, we set out Naivasha bound.

Kitu an hour hivi tulikuwa hizo mitaa and after kuzuba tao kiasi we headed to the southern part of the lake where we had lunch and later tukaenda geothermal kwa ile hot spa but dem aliruka yeye hawes ingia kwa maji. Yenyewe with the ton of make up alikuwa amejipaka, I guess aliogopa kuiharibu. I let it slide and so tukabaki tunawatch majamaa wakijibamba.

Kufika jioni tukaenda crayfish and thats when I let her know we wont be going back to Nairobi mpaka kesho yake. Ikawa vuta nikuvute but finally akaingiana though shingo upande. After kujiweka supper sisi hao tukaingia hio club inajiita greenhouse kusakata rhumba mpaka kitu midnight. All this time mbachu na ngano inashika while kadem kako tu ma redds. Kutoka hapo tukarudi Naivasha tao and headed to the Heritage hotel hapo kwa main road ya Nairobi Nakuru highway nikalipia double bed and breakfast.

Kuingia kwa room sikutaka kungoja anymore. Nkaingia kwa bathroom niji nice kabla ya mechi. Kumaliza shower naye akaingia akang’arisha zake. Akarudi na kuvaa nguo zote ni kama yuko ready kwenda safari, aai! Ni time anafaa kunyanduliwa lakini akajifanya jinga akavaa nguo zote. Sasa tena ikabaki ni kubembelezana sahio na try kuwa gentleman though kichwa inapiga hesabu ya zile chapa nmetumia juu yake na analeta hii maringo. Yenyewe singekubali hio hasara. Kidogo ati yeye atalala hivo.

So kwanza nkatoka nikaenda hivo kwa bar nikakamata pilsner moja baridi nashindwa nmwachanishe hapo niendee mwengine ama. I made up my mind kuendea mwingine. Kupitia kwa room naget manzi kwa bed amejifunika blanketi na nguo zake mpaka chupi amerusha hapo kwa kiti, kwani alikuwa anajiskia lakini hataki. Mimi huyo nikachange plan nikaruka bed, napata dem amechemka body mbaya. Ma romance kiasi akanivuta kwake. Mzee Abdalla akachukua control before nijue ni aje nlikuwa ndani dry fry juu ya sekete moja wazimu. Yaani hio maku ilikuwa tamu literally save for the shaved fudhi kunidunga dunga. After dem kulala ilibidi nmfunue tu niicheki tena. Nkabaki naangalia tu hio nyap for kitu 30 mins nasmile pekee yangu sahio dem anang’orota hata hajui nini inaendelea.

Morning tukaamkia ka glory hivi and after kushawa tukaendea breakfast. By 1000 hours tulikuwa kwa njia tukielekea Nairobi. The other day nacheki dem kwa fb amechange jina na ako na wajunia wawili. Nliona ni kama huyo boy mkubwa ananifanana, hehe. I still get that nolstagic feeling nikiskia mambo ya Naivasha ikitajwa.

He he aki kush …wacha niende lunch nikale githeri…you have made my day

Bt I thought ulikuja hme a few months ago

Hehe you were deceived! These mamas wanajifanyanga wako na poor communication skills lakini ukimuonyesha utamwacha utapata "[SIZE=6]nguo zake mpaka chupi amerusha hapo[/SIZE] [SIZE=6]kwa kiti" [SIZE=4]Hehehe!![/SIZE][/SIZE]

KUSH HAHAHA

hukufikisha threshold!!

Uncle Theo likes this…

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Threshold ilikulemea? Hekaya timam kapsaa

Yaani ulichapa 2 rounds tu?,enyewe you are just a pig!!

DNA test pap.

Threshold lazima. Hio morning glory ilikuwa ni shot namba 8, sawa

Itabidi hata kama mtoto huwa ni wa mama

:D:D:D:D mbinjano bila kuwahi threshold

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ati joti ngapi kush?..mbili 2…hehehehe[ATTACH=full]64193[/ATTACH]

:D:D:D:D hapo ungekua “gentleman” uamue ku cuddle hakuna kitu ungepata

uriseni @Mguu tatu and @PepoPunda about…
[SIZE=3]Time to quit khat… http://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/time-to-quit-khat.33704/
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Mhadhara ya Goks… I’m Quiting… http://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/mhadhara-ya-goks-im-quiting.33700/
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hehehe yani uliacha bajaj to meet only 2 shots…unajiiba mzae …best hekaya lakini

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