I need to Confess

#1
I need to get this off my chest. Mimi kwisa tomba malaya saidi ya mia moja ishirini.
I have had sex with over one hundred lanyes in various towns, ranging from Mombasa, Embu, Thika and Nairobi. Was trying to count the exact number but lost count at around 110. :) Nilifuck all sorts of girls - from classy massage therapists to haunty-eyed street walkers.
Now that I am getting married, I got tested for HIV - I am still negative (PHEW!).
I had a good run with lanyes lakini sasa it's time to tone down my shenanigans. Is there any other k-talker going through post-lanye rehab?
 

Kawama

Senior Villager
#4
I need to get this off my chest. Mimi kwisa tomba malaya saidi ya mia moja ishirini.
I have had sex with over one hundred lanyes in various towns, ranging from Mombasa, Embu, Thika and Nairobi. Was trying to count the exact number but lost count at around 110. :) Nilifuck all sorts of girls - from classy massage therapists to haunty-eyed street walkers.
Now that I am getting married, I got tested for HIV - I am still negative (PHEW!).
I had a good run with lanyes lakini sasa it's time to tone down my shenanigans. Is there any other k-talker going through post-lanye rehab?
@Mpendaikus:meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi: nv chieth....kama hakuna mbicha hizo hadithi za @abunuwasi
 

Kawama

Senior Villager
#6
Kwani @uwesmake had similar tendencies?
Lanyes pu**y can be addictive. The thrill of fucking someone you just met just made me go o_Oo_Oo_O
There's one time nilitomba dame in a dark street..the risk of being caught made it one of my sweetest fucks :p:D:D
Now as I get married, I wonder if I will survive the MonoVagina sydrome :(
leta full hekaya nv chieth.....support it with evidence
 
#10
@Mpendaikus:meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi: nv chieth....kama hakuna mbicha hizo hadithi za @abunuwasi
Haiya..you think I am lying?! If you f**k two pokos a month for 10 years, how many pokos will you have fucked? In fact, my estimates are on the lower side.
From the days of safaricom house pale Luthuli, mimi nimekuwa poko aficionado.
Honorable mentions include Hadija (Stage House) (Atieno (SJ), Nyaboke (Tearoom), Maggy (Rico), Vivian (Amar), and Vale (a young tight-pussied street walker pale River Road). Staki kuanikika mama za watu hapa na mbicha.
All I can say is "It is well with my mjuolos"
 

Kawama

Senior Villager
#11
so why did you decide to marry then
Haiya..you think I am lying?! If you f**k two pokos a month for 10 years, how many pokos will you have fucked? In fact, my estimates are on the lower side.
From the days of safaricom house pale Luthuli, mimi nimekuwa poko aficionado.
Honorable mentions include Hadija (Stage House) (Atieno (SJ), Nyaboke (Tearoom), Maggy (Rico), Vivian (Amar), and Vale (a young tight-pussied street walker pale River Road). Staki kuanikika mama za watu hapa na mbicha.
All I can say is "It is well with my mjuolos"
 

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