I Salute Women, Ka hii ndo Wanapitia, Wah

Nimekaa kwa ka single room yangu jana jioni nimetulia. Usingizi ndo sikua so nilikaa kwa sofa hadi late night. Kitu 2 am nkaskia gate imefunguliwa, nkazima stima nkachungulia ni akina nani. Kumbe ni yule single mother neiba na hakua solo, nyuma yake kulikua na kimtu kirefu kimejaza. Nikajua leo lazima kitu ichapwe. Wakaingia kejani yake. after some minutes mi na ufisi yangu nikasema lazima niende nikaskize venye kunaenda. Nilitoka mguu tupu ndo kusikue na sauti ya footsteps. Ndo huyo mimi hadi apo nje ya hio keja. By this tym mechi ndo ilikua inaanza. Kumbe apo kwa mlango kunakuanga na shimo juu ni ya mbao. Alafu hawakuzima stima. kuchungulia, nilipigwa na butwaa. Kumbe huyo matha aliamua wachapiane kwa kiti ndo maneiba wasiskie sauti ya kitanda. Alikua amekalia kiti amepanua miguu. wah, kuangalia io kitu bana, pink shaved. Nilishikwa na msisimko bana. Hicho kimtu kilikua kimetoa tarimbo ready to start the job. Oh my, sijawai ona tarimbo huge namna hio. Ilikua nono na refu. Nikashangaa ka hio kitu yote itatoshea kwa ile shimo ya mmatha. Wacha jamaa ianze kazi, hiyo tarimbo yote ilisukumwa ndani bana, huyo mmatha alitoa kasauti kisha akanyamaza venye alikumbuka maneiba wamelala atawaamsha. Hicho kimtu kilimtwanga bana. Mi nilikua napumua nikaa ni mimi napigana kuni. Wah, alichapwa 2 hours non stop, sijawai ona mtu ana stamina ka hio, na tarimbo kubwa ivo. Hey, ata ka unalipiwa rent na mtoto anasomeshwa boarding (i think hicho kimtu ndo hugaramia hizi), hio ni dhulma bana. Nilihurumia huyo mmatha. Asubuhi nimemwangalia na kuna venye ata walking style imechange. Sitawai chungulia watu tena, hio stori haikunibamba. Watu wengine wanafaa kua na huruma bana. Not good at all.

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So ulikaa kwa mlango ya wenyewe for two hours ukiangalia vile msedes inaingia ikitoka?

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2 inch nigga detected…

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nilikua narudi kejani, naskia kuwatch tena, so narudi

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Sadness of life. Yaan imefika mahali unachungulia nyumba za wenyewe?

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https://media.giphy.com/media/3oz8xClzTrYTqqUTQI/source.gif

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:D:D how i miss the damn thing

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https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder16/400x/14630016.jpg The Awe in your eyes and sentiments betray you. Hapo ndio ulianza kungurumisha nduthi. The lady did not fascinate you as the guy did yo closet f*gget. Now you know your orintation,come out

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you need counselling, 2 hrs ni mob za kuchungulia watu. download porn kama binandamu wa kawaida

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Yani unakaa inje usiku wa manane ukikuliwa na mosquitoes for TWO hours ndio uone mboro ya mwanaume hata hujasema anything about huyo single matha…VERY GAY THREAD!!

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Wengine wakilea watoto Kazi wewe ni kulea rasta.

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Hehehehehehe watu wana roho…

@introvert ndio hii material ya Gunia

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Things are wrong in all levels here

Gay peasant detected.

Jamaa iliangalia mboro 2hrs?
This guy can’t cunt relate

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A potential rapist.

Series tamu mtu huona episodes kama 8 in one sitting. Calculate the time.

Seriously, kwani ulikua una-imagine ‘tarimbo nono na refu’ ikikudinya with the niceness and sweetness?
https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder383/33795383.jpg

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Kuna watu wana phd ya kunyandua maku msee…hata bar kuna watu malaya hawawezi kubali kupea kuma juu wanajulikana:D:D

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