Before I begin this hekaya would like to big up kina @digi @ChifuMbitika among other ninjas that idle in this platform waiting for @chief kiumbe to trash stories …
Anyway leo nimefungua job Kama kawa, kea display nikaweka zile mitungi licenced za pro za kupimia…kwa store zile zingine others zimejaa , for now biz is good vibaya .
I chill in my usual comfy sit at one corner of my premises , scrolling the internet here n there, Mara Niko telegram to rewatch the match of kericho man n her ‘daughter’ next minute m in fbk but nothing juicy other than corrupt officials na story za locust…
It’s then that a calls come in “mama jeddy” … NI gas imeisha au ? I ask mahself…
Mama jeddy is married to a stingy tycoon who runs several pubs in Thika town , am advantaged NI Mimi huwa nawapelekea gas ikiisha , it’s just 3 days since nipeleke is meko kadogo ka 6kg so I wonder ama wanataka kununua ya 13kg ?
“Hello machaa, harakisha harakisha , meko imekataa kuzima plzzzzzzzzz” mama jeddy cries
“Shida iko wapi ?” I ask puzzled
“Mimi sijui ? Na baba jeddy hachukui simu , gas inapotea tu okaaa thaici plzzzzzzzzz”…she replies b4 hanging up …
I think very fast , this an opportunity to enter in a tycoons house Hadi kitchen … I pick a cheap burner and label it 950/= ,then unhung my extinguisher from the wall …
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How I start my delivery bike n drive to the on hata Nairobi Dept wangenipea certificate ya best fire emergency response man …
Kufika at the place , I honk na gate inafungliwa mbio …mimi huyo napata maid Ana shake kwa mlango as mama jeddy calls me in the kitchen …
I pick the fire extinguisher, unpin it n rush into the kitchen …it’s time like this I use my fire extinguisher before it expires …
Kuingia kitchen napata wamekuwa wakichemsha maji coz burner haizimiki… Natoa hio sufuria iko na maji then order everyone to stay away as I tackle this …
1,2 shiiiiiiiiiiiii shiiiiiiiiiiiii shiiiiiiiiiiiii , the powder fills the room…
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Was interrupted by a certain mzee as I write this take eti decorder hailetii picha********nkt%%%*****Mimi sio fundi agrhhhhhgrgh*
Back to the story …
Moto inazimika and I remove the bad valve burner n replace with the ’ new ‘"one’ I claim to be original … M thanked how fast I came …m given the 900 chap chap after bargaining the 50/= …
I narrate how castrophic such a fire can be , but they shut be thankful I was nearby…
Anyway nisharudi kwa job waiting for customers …[ATTACH=full]288114[/ATTACH][ATTACH=full]288114[/ATTACH]