My thespian friends have asked me whether I can convert my Waganu( I found a new home for my fuckerry) into an ode. Idiots. Told 'em I’s cannot ever write such soapy shit. Eugh. I lied.
@Meria Mata please open a poetry section in your blog for amateurs like me and place this one there.
[CENTER]I gazed it in awe,
A majestic rod ,proud and raw.
I wanted it yes…
Never had I ever backed down from any quest.
So I stared
And with my thoughts, dared.
I closed my eyes and bit my lip ,
And fell into blissful sleep.[/CENTER]
[CENTER]And you were there…
Naked, dark, firm and bare
My lustful gaze fell on it once more
And a heavy need rocked my core.
And there in a place where no laws exist
I knelt down and reached out my hand to what lay betwixt
Traced a finger from the shaft to the tip
Felt the vein throb as I tightened my grip
Until you whispered my name
And my body burned in a molten flame.
My gaze took in every inch of your hard shaft.
Truly, the gods had outdone themselves on this fine draft.[/CENTER]
[CENTER] I let go of my inhibition
And ignored the coming retribution.[/CENTER]
[CENTER]I Stood up and let your eyes wander.
You took in the gentle hills you worshiped from yonder,
The curve of my hip that you could never quite describe
The navel that beckoned to you without a bribe
Lower…thine unholy gaze traversed
To my wantonness and lust , I cursed
For there on my Venus peak
The waters of life sprang and leak’d.
You grabbed my hand and turned me around
And I felt your hungry eyes devour my derrière, ample and round.[/CENTER]
[CENTER]And we fell.
In the flaming bed of eternal hell…[/CENTER]
[CENTER]I parted my thighs and pulled you on top of me
And your arrow searched and pierced where it was meant to be
I wrapped my legs around your back
Hanging on barely as your phallus rammed in and we fuck’d
We lost our heads in primeval need
And I rolled you over; became a Valkyrie, you my steed.
Wrongs became right when you turned me over
And ev’ry entrance the pego demanded I shamelessly bequeathed.
Finally I drifted in the dark endless void… spent.
In the morn’ I opened my eyes and emerged from the place where time and space had bent.
And my phone beeped… and I stared at your usual warm text.
I grinned…if you only knew how much we had sex’d.[/CENTER]
[CENTER]And I got up and again put on my wings,
Like Icarus I fly …much closer to the Sun… ready for whatever my fall brings.
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