If I die drinking, please bury me like this

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You wish to die drinking 7up. What sort of wishing is this

Si 33 Export ya Naija?

Dolores, lead singer wa Cranberries alifariki hivyo buda. Don’t think it is too hard to happen.

Safi juzi i witnessed someone dying while talking , death chose him in a group of about four of us in that group.

leta hekaya

Hio hekaya utangoja ningekuwa marehemu pia mimi.

Leta story msee, ata ukificha haikusaidii

Umeona 7up wapi?

http://www.humoar.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/funeral-fight.jpg

Those are Ghanaians.
And that grave is very shallow, it should be 6ft or deeper.

6ft is not an international standard

There’s a man we buried barely three feet under. Apparently public cemeteries in most towns are full and they’re on the third layer.

Huyu atafukuliwa na umbwa

why give us the pain of going through all those nonsense while we are mourning you?
why don’t you just dig your own grave and slide inside with your drinks and die down there peacefully?

eheh,

Watu wapende kuzikwa ancestral land hii mambo ya cemeteries itupiliwe mbali ama watu waende kuzikwa huko n.eastern huko no wilderness inawastika tu bure

Watu wachomwe kama wahindi we kill a large portion of the funeral industry.

Considering an average life expectancy of 70 years in the world, and a current population of 7 billion people, it means by the year 2090 7 billion people will be buried in the earth…

it is good for fossil fuel regeneration