If I was president for a month

General
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I would annex Uganda.

For fun.

Doesn’t my new map just look beautiful eih ? Look at it. Sweet.

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Looks a lot an obese ngaoflend

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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badilishaa peddy

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Looks like fat Kenya.

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Looks like a wide Kenya.

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Somalia would be better

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I like vile map ya Kenya hukaa kangozi kameanikwa kukauka.
Hiyo Uganda inaharibu map.

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There’s no need to go to war just for Uganda when we can all unite politically through the East African Federation.

Also, you wouldn’t do it in a month. M7’s bush war lasted years. Years! And he’s Ugandan.

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I would loot treasury

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Blitzkrieg my friend. Show no signs that you are about to war them. Then blow up all their military barracks, tanker storage locations , war plane stocks, their statehouse, all in 2 days. Before they know who hit them, I will have announced a provincial commissioner.

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I knew you were a thief.

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Hehehe we all are

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Uganda would annex us first…what makes you think Uganda would lose if they took Migingo right under our noses? My best guess is that it would be one bloody war, and the winner would have nothing to celebrate.

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Migingo was business. Again I repeat, Blitzkrieg. Don’t show any signs you intend to war them. Then Blow all military bases and equipment on Christmas eve. In one swoop. Kama wamekunywa Waragi. Jesus azaliwe wakiwa wakenya.

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  1. Never underestimate your opponent.
  2. War is bad for business.
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Today its called maneuver warfare, but the concept is essentially the same. Hit hard, hit fast, keep them off balance and reactive, maintain the initiative and attack at the time and place of your choosing. The toys may have changed, but the concept isn’t all that different from what the Germans employed.

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I would take South Sudan.

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hio lake victoria tukae chini na tz na ug tuheshimiane tugawe equally sisi si watoto .

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