If Kenya Was to Seperate

Sheeple

Village Elder
#1


If Kenya was to be divided into two, Nasa supporters (Luos) think that they will have a country of their own with Baba as president, lakini watajua hawajui. Many other regions would most likely want to secede and form states of their own. Based on above map, how would the situation be in the Peoples Republic of Kenya?

Turkana
Nasarites, have you ever heard of the Republic of Turkana? Won't oil rich Turkana want to be its own owing to the years of marginalization these people have suffered?

Maasai
The Maasai might even want join hands with their TZ counterparts to form a state of their own.

Akamba
This will present an opportunity for Kalonzo to become president and he'll make his trademark Chameleone moves to form a Kamba state.

Coast
We all know of MRC and the Pwani si Kenya issues. I don't see the coastal region being part of the so-called "Peoples Republic of Kenya", instead, I see a Sultanate of Pwani with Joho as their Sultan.

Nasarites wacheni upuzi. We should now be talking about how to unite east africa and make The East African Federation a reality. Not seperate and form small small shit sized tribal states.
 

Jimit

Village Sponsor
#3
Then allow free, fair n credible elections, we all know too well the only thing MN can win free n fairly is Waiguru's heart
 

ranny

Village Elder
#7
last i checked, Maasai, westpokot, lamu were jubilee. looks like they would have to form 3 separate countries. what happened to the petition? if they are serious about secession, the time is ripe. they would get support from all sides. lets see some Mps and senators resigning and this will be a good jumpstarter
 

shocks

Village Sponsor
#8
Ongeza Nyamira
last i checked, Maasai, westpokot, lamu were jubilee. looks like they would have to form 3 separate countries. what happened to the petition? if they are serious about secession, the time is ripe. they would get support from all sides. lets see some Mps and senators resigning and this will be a good jumpstarter
 
#10
Another question what assuarance do this people who want to secede that the leaders who want them to secede wont rip them dry of lands and resources the first chance they get .It happened with Kenyatta when we attained independence.
 

IsMundu

Village Elder
#12
Come on already!! Nobody is seceding. It's not like people will meet under a mango tree and subdivide Kenya like road-kill!! The constitution of Kenya (that the President swore to protect) does now allow it:

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Deleted member 10628

Guest
#14
you just forgot after they make Raila their prezda next in line will be the south nyanzarites who will also want a piece of that cake and all hell will break loose
 

Shakira

Village Elder
#18
I always think some of the guys who draw up some of these maps do not understand politics 101. All politics is local. Lets just say they secede as depicted in the above map. I can assure you within 10 days of that secession, some parts will want to secede from the new territory and join the other. For instance, ati Starahe will go with baba yet the numbers or majority are Jubilee party mca's and MP's. Or even forget that, what of Kamukunji and North of Nairobi, Kasarani and Roysambu? This I can place my bet on The infant People's republic of Kenya will be faced by a secession call by some of these constituencies. Nairobi as they see it will cease to exist as depicted and places like Kajiado and Narok.
 

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