Some punk is admitted in Machakos level 5 ICU after falling off at least 80ft when he lost grip of a chopper he hang on at mks makutano.
Chopper ya nani?
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Was bound to happen. Nimesema na nitasema - ujinga ya Wafrika wengine haina kifani. The media made a celeb of the Pungoma man, instead of warning of the dire consequences to life and property that these shenanigans entail. If a chopper is carrying its lift capacity and an orangutan hangs on it it becomes overloaded and can crash killing or injuring those on board, all for what?
Na mnasema shida yenu ni serikali. Shida yenu ukweli ni eti wengi wenu hamfikirii hata kidogo…kutombana tu kama nyani and making fools of yourselves on the net ndizo zenu…
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Ya mutua
Patient :couch poraro
Dx:indigestion,flatulence
Rx: SIESTA
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:D:D:D
octogenarian ulipeana simu ukanyimwa kuma sasa unaleta machungu
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Coomernina!
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Kuna siku pilot wa Looto alipata karao fulani akifuata udaku whatsapp badala ya kucontrol crowd. Akakasirika, akamsukuma akimwambia “Do yo bloydy job!!” Nasisi tukakasirika tukasema oh…ukoloni uliisha more than 50 years ago…oh racism…oh madharau hatuwes kubali. Mpaka akashikwa.
Moral of the story? Tuendelee na styro hio hio.
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Good. Sasa mtu aende huko ICU akate matako ya huyo jamaa horizontally zikue nne ashike adabu.