If You Can Totally Translate This Into English, I Will Pay You $100.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul_UtjAxOcg

Nigga just came from the doctors office where his grandma has an appointment for a blood pressure and instead they found out she is pregnant. He is dehydrated and has a headache because of grandma is pregnant and he ain’t got time for that bullshit. Word on the street is that neighborhood facked the grandma but the guy thinks it’s a nigga called piwy and he will beat his ass.
He saying Jesus don’t even want her because of the shame and he will move out of the house. He ain’t gonna pay the copay for the doctors visit…
Hahahaha ma nigga…
Now give me my money or @administrator ban him till eternity

How can a grandma to a teenage boy get pregnant unless she and his mom started popping out kids when they were 13? Anyway they could be joking…

@HAKI YANGU , it’s PeeWee not kiwi. It’s a common hood nickname. :D:D

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The guy was smiling… probably a comedian.
Niggros have weird names just like they think we got weird names like @Mangele

:D:D

Lot’s of nyeuthi girls were getting and still getting kids at 15 years, by mid 30’s, they’re grandmother already.

Summarized translations don’t count, niga… :D:D:D

I only translate onion butt Latin porn

I know a woman who has great grand kids at 60.

Are you one of them?

He is a comedian and that form of speech is his trademark…

Tusianzane mzae.

They seem to be singing to me. Chorus in soprano and alto the main lead singer

What part. I got the whole thing. But it’s mostly grandma is pregnant. They think peewee did it. They gonna talk about it in church. He’s thinking of moving away. This some ghetto stuff.

This thst southern English. Especially when you hear someone say I’m fitting. First time I heard that I was like huh?

Some girl was telling me. Imfittintogo
Huh?
I’m fitting to go?

Translation. I’m fixing to go. Or I’m ready to go.

What did you call me out here for?
This doesn’t make any sense
What did you call me out here for?
I’ve got to move away
This is it
Whats with the water
I’m dehydrated
So you had to put it in a pitcher
Yeah you won’t believe what just happened
What happened?
What did I come here for? I came to bring my grandma to the doctor for her blood tests you know high blood pressure. They wanted to do other tests
So she has high blood pressure?
She doesn’t have high blood pressure. They come back in the room and talk about she’s pregnant!
Who’s pregnant?
Bruh you won’t believe this. Man this is too much
I know grandma isn’t pregnant!
Theres no way grandma is pregnant
Everybody said, everyone in the hood says she’s run through (a hoe)…
Men they didn’t say that.
You’re one of them that said it (points at her).
I was just telling you what they said. I’m just a messenger
This can’t happen.
This can’t be right.
I wonder who’s baby it is.
Theres no telling.
Deacon Larry from church?
I know it’s not him
If it was him he’d have told me
I know who it was. It was peewee. Peewee did that!
Man, grandma wouldn’t sleep with peewee!
When everyone else comes she comes to the car. Peewee goes into the house.
Im going to put jumper cables on peewee.

I cant believe grandma’s pregnant.

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You got it, Bro…:D:D:D:D:D And I kept My Promise! Congrats…

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If a woman gives birth when she is 16, her daughter gives birth when she is 18, the grandkid will be a teenager when she is in her late forties, so it’s possible.