In Eldoret

Good people, its been long since I graced this our beloved village and am glad to see it has grown into a fully fledged kijiji with more pink handles, I could make do with one :D. I’ve surely missed alot. After a successfully concluded election that didn’t go as I had wished it would, its time to move on.

Now, just a quick question. Am heading to Eldoret for a weekend with an import, any suggestion on good accomodation/hotel where NO skimpily dressed ‘perspectives’ will be found. I just need a quiet and romantic weekend to reach the threshold.

sirikwa hotel

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Mabati Mzee ulipata?

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Zii, nilipata mawe. Wewe uza mutura polepole ng’ombe hii.

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White Castle motel

mblo wank na fantasies uache kusumbua wazee

bado unakamua mzungu supervisor wako Afghanistan ama ndiye import

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Head to Boma Inn the best in town outside cbd or you can book The Pearl Hotel izo zingine i wouldnt reccomend kama unataka threshold

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@Budspencer ,kuja saidia elder.

64 resort pareee elgon view.

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Relax inn iko sawa. Has a mini-strip show on sato night with descent ladies. Unapeleka huyo import kinky night kupandisha hanjam.The place has had an extreme makeover ile noma sana. Rooms are clean 2500

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https://travel.jumia.com/en-gb/hotels/kenya/eldoret/1101?region=1101&q=Eldoret&checkin=2017-08-19&checkout=2017-08-21&roomCount=1&adults=1&children=0

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Hio sweep ilkua kali. :D:D

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Its glory days are behind us

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Kama uko on a budget enda bubbles in iko zile sehemu za safaricom building.

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Umeleta yule sponsoress wako mzungu eldy?

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Piga maroud huko,maindi roast kiasi , tamu saaana not like the ones @aviator are at Kijambi along Nairobi - Nakuru highway !

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Maya hotel opposite Hill school on your way to langas, a cool place and quite good for threshold manenos, 3k damages.

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Naiberi resort…

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Tera mos, jajuok!