IN this Streets of Nairobi

I was walking in this streets getting my company posters done karibu na Roast House, (Or the area behind River Road) and saw people had caught 2 BIG rats that were biting some plastic on the road!

Ni biashara hakuna?

Then again I saw another group of people with 2 BIG RATS on River road. What business is this?

hot and sweet samosa

Nyinyi ni wale watu huweka posters za Bavon na Liddos huko river road

Those rats could be domesticated and help to curb the menace of food shortage in the country.

your ges is as good as mine…

Zinaitwa Kamata.

Hamia ghetto mahali mnapitana na mapanya kama majirani, ndio utajua hao wasee wako biz.

Si kila mtu anaishi kwa flat

The physics of those tubes amazes me. Only idiots would buy that contraption. I see people buying that thing daily. Those rats are the same rats you see every day, they are fed well, plus you can catch them at ngara without traps. Great evening business.

Uko na ID numbers za hizo panya to prove your claim? Why would those stinking shiny eyes feed a rat na zimejaa kwa sewers?

Nwy, kam nikupeleke Soweto you see those contraptions working. Ukiziona zinanunuliwa and being hawked, just know zinafanya kazi na kuna demand.

Fogo Gaucho wako na panya mingi , they feast of food leftovers. Very fat and lazy can’t run. I think zilihama ile siku soko ya Westlands ilibomolewa.

Soweto gani?

Ukitaka kumaliza panya, shika mmoja, paka rangi ya white halafu umchore picha ya paka kwa mgongo. Now release him/her…come post your findings here

Hehehehe
Ungejaribu utuambie

Soweto ni moja ya Kayole…ya Kibra wachana nayo.