So nilikuwa na date with a certain Kenyan woman leo.
She insisted on us having our first date at my place plus she withheld her surname which made it impossible for me to work out what tribe she was.
That was the least of my problems.
Date was set for 5PM
Mimi leo kucha nimeshinda preparation.
First thing morning I bought all the ingredients for the ugali and oxtail kioweo…etc
Came back and did a thorough cleaning,bed sheets changed, bathroom scrubbed spotless,all dirty linen washed,dried and stuck away juu sina Pasi…
A new towel and face towel clearly displayed in the bathroom not to mention a new toothbrush.
Pack of condoms and a new tub of vaseline placed in the bedside cabinet.
An hour before she arrived I had a shower and started cooking.
An hour later …“ding dong” says my intercom and there’s someone at the door!
Roho inachapa with anticipation because I’ve never seen this woman in my life and here she is now!..
Simple introductions and I offered her a choice of full menu of drinks that I had including red and white wine,beer, juice etc…
Akadai ati she wants tea!..
( Hapo ndiyo nilijua Heuston we have a problem!)
Anyway,I finished cooking and invited her back to the kitchen ajiwekee…
Akajiwekea kidogo Mimi nikaweka kiasi cha mtu mzima juu I was starving at this stage and we sit down.
Mimi na tabia zangu mbaya za kukosa kuombea food I was caught just in time kabla I put my first spoonful in my mou!
“Hii chakula imeombewa?” She asked in a very firm tone of voice almost as if she was really offended!
Before I could say anything she reached out to her handbag and produced a Bible!..
Hapo ndiyo nilijua my chances of getting laid zimeishia!..
There is all sorts of weirdos on the net!
Niendelee ama nisiendelee?