(No Disclaimer: Just Read with all the grammatical errors)
I have never wanted to be a teacher in the first place. So a point came when I applied for a certain job. It was of a certain mega-company within the country making billions of profit. Luckily one day when I went to the cyber to produce results za CAT 1 ya ile shule fulani uku shags a location I won’t mention due to political affiliations pertained. Since I was his customer the attendant there gave me a discount. The discount was I have a minute to check my mails. Nikapata ile mail ya interview. My troubles begins here.
It was on a Saturday evening. And the interview supposed to be on Tuesday, Westlands, Narobi. With such a short long notice I had kuenda home and think deeply. I left the cyber haraka ju sikutaka yule attendant acheki ile mail. Ju angeiona he would have changed his mind to tax me heavily.
Ilikuwa katikati ya mwezi and I was broke. I needed money to go to Nairobi for about two days. but unfortunately I was dead broke very poor I couldn’t afford a double O in the word poor. Don’t ask me about my savings coz my liver was like my bank account. Called a few friends who always drink me but all in vain. Tried to recall a few people who owe me cash nikapata walikuwa ni watu wawili Oti na Jemo and tragic enough Oti alikufa kwa saga fulani the previous weekends kwa club, na Jemo alikuwa msee wa nduthii na iyo day ya kuleta Oti kutoka mortuary alijipata kwa a very fatal accident- iyo motorcade ya the late ikiletwa uku ushago inakuwaga na madness kidogo. Worst of it all izi madeni ata hazikuuwa in monetary form zilikuwa in kamnyweso- walipromise kunitoleaga form.
So in brief… I had no source of money. I told my mum who brought the issue on table tukikula sapa before my dad and I knew they would discuss that issue well well wakilala.
The next day was Sunday. Normally my mum angeendaga chama in the afternoons. But so kuna time alidefaultigi loan - she took ya kunisomeshaga uni- sometime back. So alipewa blacklist na ata watu wa chama wakakam otero kuchukua few thin cows we had.
The only hope was on my dad apate kuuza ile mbuzi yake favorite ndo nipate fare ya kutravel that night on Sunday ama nitoke Monday morning. After thorough consultations with my dad - mum and I trying to tell him that iyo job nikiwai it would change his life… Akapata kukubali lakini shingo upande. Akasema tu niuuze ile mbuzi lakini salary yangu ikikam end month kutoka kwa ile shule nimnunulie mbuzi ingine ju hakuwa anataka kusikia ile story ya nikipata job na ile company then things would change.
Ju assistant chief alikuwa anatoka karibu na home akaletwa na nikaagree tukaandikana na mbuyu I will pay- trust levels na mbuyu tumefikiana naye hapo.
Since it was on a Sunday bei ya iyo mbuzi itakuwa chini coz in our area market for livestock is always on Friday. Meaning I was desperate for that cash and wanunuzi wangetake iyo advantage. Ile shule nilikuwa nafundisha kama mnakumbuka Matty kuna rela wake fulani ndo alikuwa analetaga nyama to not only our schools but also a few schools around hapo. So before nifukuzwe kwa ile girls school (hekaya later in my next episode) we made a friendship with him na deals mingi tumefanya na yeye. So nikamvutia akakubali nimpeleke ile mbuzi acheki kama atanipea thao ka moja ivi. The thao was coz niliblanda kwa description nikasema kale kambuzi kanahara kidogo.
Aisuluu nikapeleka cargo akaicheki. Akasema ju ya ubeste yetu the goat atachukua na 3k nikabargain akasema ataongeza kitu kama punch. Nikasema deal. For this guy By Friday ama before Friday this guy would sell that goat at around 5 ama 6k. Nikasema Niko na need ya pesa na bahati ya mwenzio usilalie kwa mlango yake. Akanipea around 2800 akadai balance I would take that evening kwa club Baze. Nikasema sawa.
Nikarudi pale home kitu saa saba. Kufanya laundry usafi hapa na pale. By kitu 4 nikadai nitembee mako nikipimaga rada ya yule cuzo wa Matty. Saitan mbaya… Nikakutana na Betty. Her surname I won’t mention. Tulikuwa tumebreak up na yeye like two weeks ago. Like we keep on breaking after every first week of a new month- huwa after nikishamnyonyesha salary yangu.
Shagz news hutravel faster than vile Miguna alideportiwa. Kumbe alisikia niliuza kale kambuzi and to make matters serious I am going to Nairobi. Going to nyorobi kwa that remote area was a big deal to them village girls. In fact I was used to settling my thirst with a fine fine village girl just by the mention of narobi.
Saitan ni saitan tu before niendelee madame aki si mchukue ile fruit Eve alipewa na yule snake mumrudishie tafadhali- mnatenda boy child. Mko na G-spot pekee lakini mmejua soft spots za wanaume kama zote.
As we were catching up, sorry as she was smiling na story haziuko ready to catch up with my money nikashutukia nimefika mbele ya Base the club. My real troubles continues from here
(Wadau before nimalizie hekaya…si nifanye kuona vile manguo zinatolewa nje hii mvua ni kama itanimess sina kitu cha kuvaa nikienda job kesho)