Is it just me?

General
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Is it just me or do you also:

  • break a toothpick into two before picking your teeth?
    -count the number of tissue rolls(mostly three) before wiping my bottom?
    -make sure that my poop is totally flushed from the toilet bowl and no traces remain there. I even flush a second time if need be.
    -observe the mucous on my handkerchief after blowing the nose to see it’s appearance?
    -wring the handkerchief so that the mucous is absorbed by the cloth?
    -smell my socks after removing them from my feet?
    -always place kababa properly in the boxer after dressing up.
    -always keep checking my zip though cautiously if in public?
    WHO ELSE HAS SIMILAR HABITS? WATU WA MATUSI ENDENI MKAPELEKEE YOUR TANGATANGA OR KIELEWEKE RIVALS.
2

I have never owned or used a handkerchief. Thts the most dirtiest thing you can have

3

Couldnt finish reading as from number 3. Mediocre tupu

4

Hio checking zip ya trouser ndo mimi hapo

5

Hehehe

6

Unatoa makamasi style ya mungiki?

7

is it just me or do the queues become longer and slower at the supermarket when i get there or change lines?

8

Hahahaha. Noted same thing

9

Hii upus peleka pale Confessions nanii…

10

Placing kababa hapo ndio niko.Kababa must be placed pointing up (the stars).Been in too many embarrassing moments where he chooses to misbehave after kuoshwa macho live na vitu yelloyello bouncy bouncy.

11

The roads on the right hand side while driving are always smoother, better and well lit…

12

Mimi Nina habit ya ku jog ndethe on the spot mbele ya kioo… Alafu na Fanya vile kipchoge alifanya akimaliza ile race ya record.

13

:D:D:D

14

Hapo naona tuko wengi