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“So many come back to say they were blessed after sending money to us.”
- Pastor Victor Kanyari defends his “Miracle Money” scheme
We knew this…how much did you send?
Anyone who believes this and other guys like him must have undergone a bimedial leucotomy.
Huyu jamaa huwa na macho kavu. he is a typical criminal belongs in Kamiti.
Wale wanakulwa pesa an hawa conmen and ladies wanajiita pastors.
wewe ndio unafaa hio unakula mabibi za watu
You are mistaken kijana… i dont chew bibi za watu, i am a firm believer in the holistic approach of semen retention.
Our presidency is a roke model to such
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[I]A Maasai warrior walks into a bank in NAIROBI and asks for the loan officer.
He tells the l0an officer that he is going to DUBAI on business for four weeks and needs to borrow 5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan,
so the Maasai man hands over the keys to a brand new Mercedes Benz S class 500 parked on the street in front of the bank.
Produces the log book and everything checks out. The l0an officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the l0an.
The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Maasai for using a KSH 15 Million Mercedes Benz as collateral against a 5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Mercedes Benz into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.
Four weeks later, the Maasai returns and repays the 5,000 and the interest, which comes to 150.41.
The loan officer says :
‘Sir, we are very happy to have had your business & this transaction has worked out very nicely but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out & found that you are a multi-millionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow 5,000?’
The Masai man replies:
‘Where else in NAIROBI can I park my car for four weeks for only 150.41 and expect it to be there when I return?’[/I]
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