its raining ya bembe in nairobi

[roots]

how i wish i had my well educated knocked knees girlfriend,who has degree in physiology and in finance ....asha niwashekeshe kidogo

 

[roots]

MLUHYA: Shukisha tako,
CONDA: Ati nini?
MLUHYA: Takoretti,kwani umeingia naropi jusi?

 

[roots]

Unajiita Team Mafisi Na Kitu umepiga Mate Hii Mwaka Ni Kidole Ukisoma Gazeti

 

[roots]

Kama uko na ndugu yako alimaliza university na hajapata kazi na ako tayari kufanya kazi eneo lolote la kenya msalimie sana na umwambie TUKO PAMOJA.

 

[junkie]

Of all the days to leave the car home...
f**k me

 

[roots]

Nmepika ugali ya watu wawili nikakula ya
mtu mmoja nikashiba alafu nikatoka nje nikabisha mlango kama mgeni,nikaingia na nikakula iyo ingne!!

Mwili haijengwi na mbao

 

[Kirwa]

how i wish i had my well educated knocked knees girlfriend,who has degree in physiology and in finance ....asha niwashekeshe kidogo

wacha uchokozi wewe

 

[roots]

Man: can i make love to my wife when she is pregnant???

Doctor: yes the first 3 months you can the next 3 months you can do it like a dog (doggie style) the last months do it like a wolf

Man: eehhhh doctor! how does the wolf do it??

Doctor: sleep near the hole and cry...

 

[roots]

wacha uchokozi wewe

naskiangawewe na @pamba ni makarau....who is who hapa

 

[Kirwa]

naskiangawewe na @pamba ni makarau....who is who hapa
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[roots]

Kuishi kwa nyumba ya mabati ni tricky. Even tearing a royco mchuzi mix sachet to spice up your food keeps your neighbours thinking hard...."Si nimeona akiingia peke yake, condom ni ya nini sasa anararua?

 

[culture]

naskiangawewe na @pamba ni makarau....who is who hapa
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elder uko na umeffi

 

[john_doe]

punguza bangi kathee

 

[roots]

 

[Detanimulli]

Nmepika ugali ya watu wawili nikakula ya
mtu mmoja nikashiba alafu nikatoka nje nikabisha mlango kama mgeni,nikaingia na nikakula iyo ingne!!

Mwili haijengwi na mbao

so how did you get to know that it rained?

 

[Mathaais]

Peter_Mwangi81 was here.

 

[Abba]

how i wish i had my well educated knocked knees girlfriend,who has degree in physiology and in finance ....asha niwashekeshe kidogo

Not physiology, it's psychology

 

[roots]

punguza bangi kathee

Ati even after getting his nose fixed Isaac Rutto did not smell victory Ati he made a pua decision..

 

[Detanimulli]

naskiangawewe na @pamba ni makarau....who is who hapa
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Must either or both of 'em be there?

 

[culture]

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[Abba]

naskiangawewe na @pamba ni makarau....who is who hapa
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I usually have empathy for people who look like this . Down syndrome maybe ?