Jamaa kapatikana

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:Dalafu jamaa anasema “dont killy me and the only sone to my mother”:D:D:D

Nmelewa @Mzee mzima bana…
kuna enda aje hapo

Sad shiit.

:D:D:D

Huyu mujinga angekula spear tu. Unakulaje bibi ya mtu kwa nyumba yake?

Lakini you have to give it to him for remaining calm and cool. Amenyenyekea sana.

Peasant In Chief

Kesi ya kwanza ni unafanya nini kwa nyumba yangu, wewe ni mwizi?

"Call Bella. Call Bella for me. Bella, you see what your mother is doing? This is a naked man in my bed.
Shiet. Wanawake mtatulia lini?

No need to kill the man, aachiwe bibi tu roho safi!! The reality will be enough punishment

Yaani unajenga nyumba brick by brick alafu mwanaume anakuja anakukulia bibi kwa bedroom yako?
Madharau mbaya sana.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! The guy is pleading like crazy. Through in the Ugandan accent and it’s funny AF. Ha ha ha ha ha…

Huyu ni wale Thirst is Everything, Obey your Thirst

old senile chieth takataka umbwa ghassia mafi

Kijana, hujakufa ukimwi na vile wewe umetombwa mkundu kutoka 1934? Na kweli Mungu anakupenda…

Man 1:what are you doing in my bedroom,my bed,my moskito net that i bought with my money?

Man 2: fcuking your wife in it?[SIZE=1]¯_(ツ)_/¯[/SIZE]

Women are bold.

Yaani upee mtu mkuki kisha upewe mkuki pia.

Niaje Guka

Poa bro. Xmas ni wapi?

Shagz

Bibi ya mtu…