Jerry Dubiz's 2021 Dating Guide.

jerrydubiz

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#1
2020 resolution, I will date only kienyeji chicks. If you cakes her face with makeup, she's out. If she a wannabie who wears fake Louis Vouitton while she's broke and living in a shithole, she's out. If she's not a productive member of society, a jobless woman who begs for money from rich daddies like me, she out. If she doesn't have a degree, she's out. If she doesn't read, I won't do semi illiterate airheads. If she can't articulate her thoughts in a coherent manner, she's out. If she can't make rational arguments, she's out. If she doesn't exercise and eat healthy, she'll have a kitambi and a saggy ass soon, she's out.

If she talks shit about other chicks, that a negative and insecure shit, she's out. If she attaches status to material things, she's out. Importantly, if she's a selfish fucker who thinks the world revolves around her ass, keep off. Follow my advise and you won't be crying and wanking unnecessarily like these MGTOW boys.
 
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2020 resolution, I will date only kienyeji chicks. If you cakes her face with makeup, she's out. If she a wannabie who wears fake Louis Vouitton while she's broke and living in a shithole, she's out. If she's not a productive member of society, a jobless woman who begs for money from rich daddies like me, she out. If she doesn't have a degree, she's out. If she doesn't read, I won't do semi illiterate airheads. If she can't articulate her thoughts in a coherent manner, she's out. If she can't make rational arguments, she's out. If she doesn't exercise and eat healthy, she'll have a kitambi and a saggy ass soon, she's out.

If she talks shit about other chicks, that a negative and insecure shit, she's out. If she attaches status to material things, she's out. Importantly, if she's a selfish fucker who thinks the world revolves around her ass, keep off. Follow my advise and you won't be crying and wanking unnecessarily like these MGTOW boys.
:D:D:D acha nicheke kwanza but hio part ya kienyeji nakubaliana na wewe juu nimekuwa Kenyatta university for the last 4 years nilikula campus chics AKA slay queens...sasa after corona struck nikakimbilia mashinani some interior part of ukambani....after kuchapwa na dry spell mwezi mbili nikasema wacha nimumunye kienyeji fulani neiba....wacha nikuambie ndugu yangu sijawahi kula kuma Safi,refreshing na iko na grip kama hio juu ata hainuki...I swear man kama uko nairobi unakulanga mali chafu sana in the name of slay queens...kutoka hio day I have never looked back..nairobi sirudi ng'o nimekita kambi huku Hadi vision 2030....kwanza kienyeji huwa haitumii hizi chemicals mingi na bado ananukia kama maua all day long by just taking a simple shower
 

Eng'iti

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#11
2020 resolution, I will date only kienyeji chicks. If you cakes her face with makeup, she's out. If she a wannabie who wears fake Louis Vouitton while she's broke and living in a shithole, she's out. If she's not a productive member of society, a jobless woman who begs for money from rich daddies like me, she out. If she doesn't have a degree, she's out. If she doesn't read, I won't do semi illiterate airheads. If she can't articulate her thoughts in a coherent manner, she's out. If she can't make rational arguments, she's out. If she doesn't exercise and eat healthy, she'll have a kitambi and a saggy ass soon, she's out.

If she talks shit about other chicks, that a negative and insecure shit, she's out. If she attaches status to material things, she's out. Importantly, if she's a selfish fucker who thinks the world revolves around her ass, keep off. Follow my advise and you won't be crying and wanking unnecessarily like these MGTOW boys.
Inaonekana itabidi uzae wako ndio uoe yye
 
#14
2020 resolution, I will date only kienyeji chicks. If you cakes her face with makeup, she's out. If she a wannabie who wears fake Louis Vouitton while she's broke and living in a shithole, she's out. If she's not a productive member of society, a jobless woman who begs for money from rich daddies like me, she out. If she doesn't have a degree, she's out. If she doesn't read, I won't do semi illiterate airheads. If she can't articulate her thoughts in a coherent manner, she's out. If she can't make rational arguments, she's out. If she doesn't exercise and eat healthy, she'll have a kitambi and a saggy ass soon, she's out.

If she talks shit about other chicks, that a negative and insecure shit, she's out. If she attaches status to material things, she's out. Importantly, if she's a selfish fucker who thinks the world revolves around her ass, keep off. Follow my advise and you won't be crying and wanking unnecessarily like these MGTOW boys.
Hii message ibandikwe kwa ukuta.. Every morning we go through it to remind ourselves
 
#15
2020 resolution, I will date only kienyeji chicks. If you cakes her face with makeup, she's out. If she a wannabie who wears fake Louis Vouitton while she's broke and living in a shithole, she's out. If she's not a productive member of society, a jobless woman who begs for money from rich daddies like me, she out. If she doesn't have a degree, she's out. If she doesn't read, I won't do semi illiterate airheads. If she can't articulate her thoughts in a coherent manner, she's out. If she can't make rational arguments, she's out. If she doesn't exercise and eat healthy, she'll have a kitambi and a saggy ass soon, she's out.

If she talks shit about other chicks, that a negative and insecure shit, she's out. If she attaches status to material things, she's out. Importantly, if she's a selfish fucker who thinks the world revolves around her ass, keep off. Follow my advise and you won't be crying and wanking unnecessarily like these MGTOW boys.
What an absolute faggotry of a post.

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