Johte amekuwa Arif yangu for kitu 3yrs. I got to know him as he was a regular patron pale kwa stela…
Stela is that lady who runs the village pub in my area. Rumour has it alikuwa anatega pale club 40’s kilimambogo , b4 she eloped with a chunk of cash from a mzee who had just withdrawn pesa ya bonathiiii… A story for another day .
Johte originally ni m-coasti as in kiswahili chake ni kile Cha chemichemi za Sauti . Lugha ambayo sisi wasee wa mushaatha hutamani Sana but we can’t make simple sentences before inserting raaaaa n riiiii badala ya la n Li… shida ya matamchi…
Back then johte was doing odd jobs like mjengo na koroga here n there . Akitokea job jamaa anangara kungara … Expensive timberland, original jezii , na expensive jeans n a cool watch alafu aongezee misamiati na hadithi zake …damn a cool nigga to be around as he narrates his escapades in mwanza Tanzania and in matopeni Mombasa. We found ourselves buying him drinks…
Mid last year , Kuna mama Hu run duka hapo mtaa.
Yes duka kubwa ,sio zile mifano za duka ukiitisha mafuta ya kibuyu hakuna… This mama is called wa-kiragu … I have never seen kiragu his son nor have I ever seen his husband … I guess alikufa if m not wrong…wa kiragu ni those ladies who rarely move out of the shop … Ni those kikuyu ladies wanajua biashara … Everything is delivered kwa mlango ya duka … Thanks to technology unaweza order anything via phone nowadays juu ya competition …
Wa kiragu ni those notorious mama who will raise a sex related topic ukinunua kitu… Remember Kuna time nimeenda kununua durex n she was like “umothee masharia wauga uthabie mucakwee , hehehe” …naughty madam …
I bet johtee took advantage of this . One day naenda kununua kea shop napata ni johte anauza shop … M like "johte una Do Nini ?‘’
"Macharia kanyangia , ni Mimi na wa-kiragu round hii"he told me …
Week 3 johte ashanunuliwa motorbike … Ki speed bike alafu ame move in kukaa na wa-kiragu …
Tukithani watawachana …Dec love ilikuwa imenoga kunoga johte tayari alikuwa amewekewa duka ya electronics opposite ile yake …
January new year johte alitushikia ma John walker mbaya … In short johte is a happy man…
Nimepitia kwa shop ya wa-kiragu n she told me “Stylo ilia johtee alajeka nacio waah nachora hata jina weteithie nikimaliza kuchora coconut”…