Johte alipata sukarimama

Johte amekuwa Arif yangu for kitu 3yrs. I got to know him as he was a regular patron pale kwa stela…

Stela is that lady who runs the village pub in my area. Rumour has it alikuwa anatega pale club 40’s kilimambogo , b4 she eloped with a chunk of cash from a mzee who had just withdrawn pesa ya bonathiiii… A story for another day .

Johte originally ni m-coasti as in kiswahili chake ni kile Cha chemichemi za Sauti . Lugha ambayo sisi wasee wa mushaatha hutamani Sana but we can’t make simple sentences before inserting raaaaa n riiiii badala ya la n Li… shida ya matamchi…

Back then johte was doing odd jobs like mjengo na koroga here n there . Akitokea job jamaa anangara kungara … Expensive timberland, original jezii , na expensive jeans n a cool watch alafu aongezee misamiati na hadithi zake …damn a cool nigga to be around as he narrates his escapades in mwanza Tanzania and in matopeni Mombasa. We found ourselves buying him drinks…

Mid last year , Kuna mama Hu run duka hapo mtaa.

Yes duka kubwa ,sio zile mifano za duka ukiitisha mafuta ya kibuyu hakuna… This mama is called wa-kiragu … I have never seen kiragu his son nor have I ever seen his husband … I guess alikufa if m not wrong…wa kiragu ni those ladies who rarely move out of the shop … Ni those kikuyu ladies wanajua biashara … Everything is delivered kwa mlango ya duka … Thanks to technology unaweza order anything via phone nowadays juu ya competition …

Wa kiragu ni those notorious mama who will raise a sex related topic ukinunua kitu… Remember Kuna time nimeenda kununua durex n she was like “umothee masharia wauga uthabie mucakwee , hehehe” …naughty madam …

I bet johtee took advantage of this . One day naenda kununua kea shop napata ni johte anauza shop … M like "johte una Do Nini ?‘’
"Macharia kanyangia , ni Mimi na wa-kiragu round hii"he told me …

Week 3 johte ashanunuliwa motorbike … Ki speed bike alafu ame move in kukaa na wa-kiragu …

Tukithani watawachana …Dec love ilikuwa imenoga kunoga johte tayari alikuwa amewekewa duka ya electronics opposite ile yake …

January new year johte alitushikia ma John walker mbaya … In short johte is a happy man…

Nimepitia kwa shop ya wa-kiragu n she told me “Stylo ilia johtee alajeka nacio waah nachora hata jina weteithie nikimaliza kuchora coconut”…

Translation tafathari

Hekaya swaff. Io Club 40 naijua

Hapo sawa wa Kamau … hekaya swafi

The best thing after sweet kamba beibs

Wah, uyo arif wako amehihinya wa kiragu ihuha mbaka akapata duka na speed bike. Aederee styro hio hio.

Is Jonte a skinny nigga? Is mama wa duka a momo? Skinny niggas and momos kitu kimoja

Swafi