Joining NASA national resistance movement

Wherever Baba points we go. How do we sign up?

To sign up is simply through being a perennial loser and never accept defeat.

On your way to Kanaani, take a left turn and keep on moving till you fall off the edge of the earth. Babuon will reaffirm to you the earth is flat.

Qualification to be a NRM member.

No watching citizen and k24 news

No Safaricom line

No using 2nk and 4nte

No eating miraa

No eating Pishori

Ongeza zingine

Sell your jalopy and 14" TV, buy two G3’s, forget to buy bullets, go to the bush, get shot by friendly fire, die and get eaten by rodents and maggots… … … … RWNEBP

You don’t sign up, there’s an initiation ceremony whereby you take rocks and go throw them at a police station as you chant the oath “TIALALA”…when the cops beat you up and arrest you, then the ceremony is considered complete. You will then start your resistance in remand as a cadet. Ukifika prison, you graduate to a marshall. Then ukikaa jela for 10years or more, you’re now a martyr and a general- to be forever remembered in the annual celebrations that will be held in nebruary. [SIZE=1](Never + February)[/SIZE]

not paying rent, hapo ndio kitumbua kitaingia mchanga

If sabotage is the way to go, Kiuk landlords and ladies will just say do not pay next month’s rent, and things will go insane pap! Baba thinks the ‘two’ communities can’t sabotage shit in this country.

uza bibi

The cost of arming an nrmonkey…

mavi moto wewe

Usifikishe thresh hold mpaka TMT akalie hio kiti register inachukuliwa kila siku kuhakikisha ume boycott threshold.

Sign up by not buying Nation newspapers and shunning m -pesa.

Canaan is in the middle east…
How you get there is up to you :D:D:D

NRM ( National Retirement Movement )

Hapa kalonzo will go drying

Maziwa ya brookside

Akisema tuende kijiji ya uwes tunaenda

Everyone will die and will be eaten by maggots including you

@gaschamber hujaweka wrink leo ya kina octopizo