Joke of the day.

Two old men sitting at the bus stop.
A beautiful young woman walks up to them, pulls up her top and flushes her juicy tits at them.

One of the men had a Stroke.
The other one couldn’t Reach!..

Kikikikkkk…

Only above average IQ members will get this one first time!
Kikikikkkk

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@Meria Mata leta hiyo kitambi yako hapa useme, “I see what you did there.”
Meffi.

Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke

He asks the other guy if he has a lighter

He replies “Yes I do!” and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter

Surprised the guy asks “Where did you get this?”

The guy replies “Oh I have a personal genie.”

The first man asks "Can I make a wish? "

Sure says the other man “Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing”

“Ok I will” says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants

The man says " I want a Million Bucks "

The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head.

And the guy says to the other, " Your genie really sucks at hearing doesnt he?"

The other man replies, “I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC ?!”

pole kwa stroke.
get well soon bro.

Wasn’t it a stroke of joy?

You couldn’t reach.
:D:D
Fossil midget aka Fidget.

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:D:D:D:D,Haki @Ka-Buda umenimaliza :D:D:D.Was the woman from Botswana?