Joke of the day

Ka-Buda

Village Elder
#1
Three nuns all die in a car crush.
They get to the Pearly gates and St.Peter challenges them to a question each before he can let them in.

To nun number one;
Where was Jesus born?... " Bethlehem.." she answers and is allowed in.
Nun number two;
How many disciples did Jesus have?
"12!" She answers swiftly and is also allowed in.

To nun number three;
What was the first thing Eve said when she saw Adam?
She is confused and mumbles quietly to herself nervously... "mmmhhh... that's a HARD one...."

"CORRECT!... "... Says St. Peter..
You can get in.!

Kikikikkkk!......


Kikikikkkk!..
 
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Motokubwa

Village Elder
#4
Three nuns all die in a car crush.
They get to the Pearly gates and St.Peter challenges them to a question each before he can let them in.

To nun number one;
Where was Jesus born?... " Bethlehem.." she answers and is allowed in.
Nun number two;
How many disciples did Jesus have?
"12!" She answers swiftly and is also allowed in.

To nun number three;
What was the first thing Eve said when she saw Adam?
She is confused and mumbles quietly to herself nervously... "mmmhhh... that's a HARD one...."

"CORRECT!... "... Says St. Peter..
You can get in.!

Kikikikkkk!......


Kikikikkkk!..
mrs waweru,tumewahi kosea wewe kama kijiji?
 
K

Kimakia

Guest
#8
Three nuns all die in a car crush.
They get to the Pearly gates and St.Peter challenges them to a question each before he can let them in.

To nun number one;
Where was Jesus born?... " Bethlehem.." she answers and is allowed in.
Nun number two;
How many disciples did Jesus have?
"12!" She answers swiftly and is also allowed in.

To nun number three;
What was the first thing Eve said when she saw Adam?
She is confused and mumbles quietly to herself nervously... "mmmhhh... that's a HARD one...."

"CORRECT!... "... Says St. Peter..
You can get in.!

Kikikikkkk!......


Kikikikkkk!..
Niaje @KaBuda uliwacha umama na kumangiwa khupipi
 

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