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Hi3hland3r

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INTRODUCTION.
US: This is my lovely wife.
UK: This is my lovely queen.
KENYA: huyu ndo mama watoto!

WISHES.
When going to work, wife says
US: have fun at work honey.
UK: see you later sweetyhrt
KENYA: Chelewa na leo tena utaona'!

APPRECIATION.
When a wife dresses smart;
US: U look smart in that new dress swthrt.
UK: U look lovely in that dress honey.
KENYA: Inaonekana boss ameanza kukutolea macho...ukitoka na hiyo nguo tutakosana!

HANGING OUT.
US: Dear, I enjoy this (walking hand in hand)
UK: Baby.. it's my turn to drive.
KENYA: Mama SHIRO, tangulia nikukute stage.

MOTIVATION.
When a kid fails exams,
US: Try harder next time, I know u can.
UK: You can still do better darlin.
KENYA: Pumbav.. Kumbe niliuza ngo'mbe na nikapeleka ng'ombe nyingine shule.!

Hahaha :)
 

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