kaboom!

Leo hakuna kulala!
Watoto iko gicagi,pipi niliambia aende bedroom alale nikieka mzee abdalla charge.
Born tao ako sitting room akiteremsha shamba ya giza na William Lawsons.
Kalaviseni inanichezea country music pale fanaka TV.
Mama watoto lazima ajue threshold ni nini kukicha.
Church kesho atatoa hadi ushuhuda Kwa furaha na buraha.

Mveve na whisky huwa shtim yake iko vepe? …mimi niko sober kama pope detox week three…

Naskia nitakatema inabaki afadhali kesho nisiingie ibada. Veve na whisky ni maisha randan tu. Hakuna kulewa but handas kibao kama mvua hapa cendro.
Ata nimeswitch kalaviseni to kass TV mahali county zinachapa;precious memories.

Hii detox mnachapaga uchafu inakuanga imetoka wapi?

Hii nairobi makali zote ni bandia… Doc orders… Maneno na afya…tuone wajukuu…

You right-

Walai sijawai piga detox na am over 30. Mind you i started pinting when I was 14.
I guess what I was taking then; Medusa,simba,Vienna; coz I could simply not afford to buy myself any alcohol.
Hii ilikuwa inabuyiwa na wale machamaa walikuwa wanataka niwe ka wao.

There is nothing like fake alcohol if it does not loss your sight. Ethanol is the component that makes u drunk and the difference is the flavour of the alcoholic content in the concision its mixed with.

hand-ass ipelekwe polepole mama watoto atapeana ushuhuda pia huku ni mbaya

Mimi bado bedroom nawaza penye nitaanza nikiingia kama babuon! Veve haijakatika.

Huyo mdomo chafu ya green (miraa+whisky) inaenda snog bibi who is supposed to be in church tomorrow…SMH

Don’t you know simple personal hygiene peasant? kitanda ya bibi usiingie kama hujaoga kila sehemu. Ama kwenu caretaker amezima stima ya bafu la umma?

Mimi nasikiliza Tumshangilie Bwana na St. Benedicts Parish Choir Ruaraka. Usingizi imepotea.

Unachana veve ya Meru ama Muguka ya Embu?

Nachana Veve ya meru kizee. Iyo majani ya mogoka siezi tafuna. SAA Hii kameanza kunilevya.

Si umesema unaitaji hio charge (miraa+whiskey) to boost your sexual libido in bed. Si ukioga zitashuka

Have you ever heard of politicians talking of been misquoted? I did not mean what you are thinking! Mimi battery yangu haijawai hitaji booster but najuaga Veve na whisky ni mofaya!

Huyo bibi yako anaitwa?

bibiyo!

BTW sio surprising mchamaa kuoa na kazi yake ni kulipa mahali

Safi Bro.