Kalewa Sacco: Kufagiliwa na Kunguru Edishen

[kender9]

Shida ya kuwacha bibi anunue fridge

Utajiju.

Umenikumbusha niliulizwa afew weeks back, penye receipt ya fridge iko, but somehow sikumjibu.

 

[Ice_Cube]

Umenikumbusha niliulizwa afew weeks back, penye receipt ya fridge iko, but somehow sikumjibu.

ulipakwa mafuta pole pole sasa unakaangwa

 

[MaryJane]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha kuweni wapole.

 

[Electronics4u]

Don't worry. Take babysteps and soon you will recover.
Money and property are not the means to happiness as the kunguru will soon realize.

 

[kender9]

chekeni tu fala hii. But nimefanya vile umeniambia, nimeweka "bedshit" ikuwe curtain

 

[Ice_Cube]

Niko hapo @kender9 nitatuliza wewe moyo...uko?

umeitwa kendas mtwapa enda utulize moyo buda

 

[K-LIST DON DADA]

Singo matha manenos

 

[kender9]

On second thoughts, siendi kulewa acha nitafuta ex, nichukue room, and kamua my sorrows away.

 

[Ice_Cube]

chekeni tu fala hii. But nimefanya vile umeniambia, nimeweka "bedshit" ikuwe curtain

uko sawa buda. you will also look back at the whole incident and laugh a few months down the line.

On second thoughts, siendi kulewa acha nitafuta ex, nichukue room, and kamua my sorrows away.

I would have done the same.

 

[culture]

ungetafuta kwanza mattress na bedsheets za kutumiwa kama curtains. saa hii utakua unakaa kama ndege kwa nest. kila mtu akipita anakuona.

 

[gashwin]

bibi anunue curtains wewe unune curtain rails and hooks

.....kamba

pole man....

siku moja tumetoka field Isiolo na colleague tukim-drop kwake kitu cha kwanza ali-notice ni one naked bulb on in the bedroom na nyumba haina curtain. kumu-accompany kuinvestigate nyumba inakaa kanisa monday asubuhi minus pews...bedroom malong zake na shirts zimetapakaa na isitoshe long zote had been worked on na makasi katikati ya miguu and the resultant patches carried away. ilikuwa ngori i tell you!

 

[Female Perspective]

On second thoughts, siendi kulewa acha nitafuta ex, nichukue room, and kamua my sorrows away.

Like Seriously?????????????????????????????????????????? NKKKKKKKKTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! Schupid!

 

[gashwin]

Wah, hii ni ngori but I totally relate.

leta hekaya

 

[Delus]

Fear women! I know a lady alipikia bwana yake kuku na chapo jioni, threshold ikafikishwa na the next day akaenda missing

On a serious note! The most important thing sasa si kulewa ama kutolea ex stress but kujipanga vile utasurvive hii mwezi.

 

[pseudonym]

Wah! pole.

 

[Ice_Cube]

Hii ndio maana naogopa a woman's wrath. Wao hujipanga pole pole kwa umbali then they hit at once kama hurricane when you least expect it. However at least hurricane you will be warned in advance by the weather channel... hapa nayo wueh!

 

[pseudonym]

.....kamba

pole man....

siku moja tumetoka field Isiolo na colleague tukim-drop kwake kitu cha kwanza ali-notice ni one naked bulb on bedroom na nyumba haina curtain. kumu-accompany kuinvestigate nyumba inakaa kanisa monday asubuhi minus pews...bedroom malong zake na shirts zimetapakaa na isitoshe long zote had been worked on na makasi katikati ya miguu and the resultant patches carried away. ilikuwa ngori i tell you!

Who does that?
The trouser part...

 

[gashwin]

Who does that?
The trouser part...

a scorning woman, i guess......and don't forget she came back two months later seeking forgiveness...

 

[fishmonger]

thanks to this thread, I am now fore-warned. nikiona nyumba yangu haina curtains nisifikirie zimefuliwa.

 

[biraru]

Bibi anunue ng'ombe. Wewe ukamue.