Kalonzo: Mtu wa mkono

Meria Mata

Village Chief
#1
"Mimi naomba nitangaze hapa leo, mbele ya umati huu na mbele ya hawa wachungaji, ya kwamba kusitokee mtu yeyeyote wa kunitenganisha mimi na ndugu yangu Rais Kenyatta. Kusitokee mtu yeyoye wa kutenganisha watoto wangu na watoto wa Rais Kenyatta. Kuanzia leo, mimi ni mtu wa mkono wa Rais Kenyatta. "

~Kalonzo Musyoka 9/11/2018

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2022 just got more interesting.
 

teamtalk

Village Elder
#2
"Mimi naomba nitangaze hapa leo, mbele ya umati huu na mbele ya hawa wachungaji, ya kwamba kusitokee mtu yeyeyote wa kunitenganisha mimi na ndugu yangu Rais Kenyatta. Kusitokee mtu yeyoye wa kutenganisha watoto wangu na watoto wa Rais Kenyatta. Kuanzia leo, mimi ni mtu wa mkono wa Rais Kenyatta. "

~Kalonzo Musyoka 9/11/2018

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2022 just got more interesting.
hapa ni njaa inaongea.. nothing about 2022
 

Motokubwa

Village Elder
#5
"Mimi naomba nitangaze hapa leo, mbele ya umati huu na mbele ya hawa wachungaji, ya kwamba kusitokee mtu yeyeyote wa kunitenganisha mimi na ndugu yangu Rais Kenyatta. Kusitokee mtu yeyoye wa kutenganisha watoto wangu na watoto wa Rais Kenyatta. Kuanzia leo, mimi ni mtu wa mkono wa Rais Kenyatta. "

~Kalonzo Musyoka 9/11/2018

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2022 just got more interesting.
team uncle ruto,liwe liwalo lakini apunguze ulafi
 

Teddy_time

Village Elder
#12
Being a chameleon certainly helps a lot.
True.

In politics, the people who know how to go with the wind and be chameleons go the furthest in most cases.

Look at Moi senior. He bidded his time as vp and was kenyattas right hand man till he became president. Odinga senior was not a chameleon and that fact probably ensured he would not be president.

Odinga junior aka Raila has learnt the hard way from his days of trying to overthrow the government in a coup in 82 to taking a handshake and capitalising on it.

In siasa, the chameleons generally go far
 
#15
Mkamba ni Mkamba tu.

Unampatia maji 20 litres na mtungi yake na muthokoi kilo mbili kesho yake anakuletea dada yake na mtoto wa 16 years uwe unawatomba mos mos kama umewaandika eti maid - and she's the one telling you live live 'hakuna sida, hii ni mamboo ya watu wasiima'..........................na hata yeye ukitaka anakwambia 'Tukutaaane keso Woote kalibuu na kwa ofisi ya NdiYoo tuyue'.

True story.

CC: @kingolonde
 

123tokambio

Village Sponsor
#17
Mkamba ni Mkamba tu.

Unampatia maji 20 litres na mtungi yake na muthokoi kilo mbili kesho yake anakuletea dada yake na mtoto wa 16 years uwe unawatomba mos mos kama umewaandika eti maid - and she's the one telling you live live 'hakuna sida, hii ni mamboo ya watu wasiima'..........................na hata yeye ukitaka anakwambia 'Tukutaaane keso Woote kalibuu na kwa ofisi ya NdiYoo tuyue'.

True story.

CC: @kingolonde
This-is-phil tuseme hivo ndio uliangukia kiveti cha kathosweni?
 
#19
This-is-phil tuseme hivo ndio uliangukia kiveti cha kathosweni?
Kitimba kiseo viyoo kimuyoo ta uki wa nzukii............................nothing in this world beats a Std 8 Kamba gal drop-out I tell you. Not too bright nor too dense, mtu anayua classi yake.

Ekukunenga na ngoo imwe uiite mpaka celebrospinal fluid..............................................True story!
 
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