kama hii ndio marriage life si heri ikae???

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Hash_Tag

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So yesterday am on the couch around 10;30 p.m watching Ray donovan and i hear a continous knock on the door. The guy knocking just wouldn't stop and I spring from the chair to go check who da faq is that and what he wants. Upon opening its my pal who stays in a different apartment but from the same esto and he goes like;" mtuangu kameumana, silali kwa iyo nyumba leo". I tell him to calm down and tell me what happened and he proceeds; "Hash Tag we've been pals for years and if you dont want me to die today then allow me to spend the night here"

Being a bachelor and i didnt have a quail over I allowed him in, opened up a beer for him as I was having and asked him what the problem was. He started; "unakumbuka ile Forester nilinunua may, imeleta shida na bibi" Thats when he narrated to me about his nagging wife who has been a pain on the butt ever since he got that ride. She just wasnt the same woman he knew who gave him a son a year ago. The argument last night hit the ceiling and the wife stabbed the table with a kitchen knife in frustration. Imagine that wtf? Who da hell stabs a table in 2015? That's what drove the guy nuts and he imagined that wife stabbing him in the middle of the night.

.I thought marriage life is to stick together for better for worse and material items belong to both parties and you should be happy with your partners achievements and success. Ever since she even adopted the "your things" and "my things" attitude and the hubby being the patient,understandin, lovin and all that typa guy just kept up with her bitchy attitude. Kumbe all along the wife also wanted the hubby to get her her own ride. Yaani Zile kelele na mushene na kuchochwa by her pals and the saloon gossip brainwashed her kapsaaaar. (They are a young couple btw hata 2 years bado hawajamada with a son)
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He woke up this morning and put on my clothes ndio akaenda nazo job. Sasa jioni akirudi we're gonna get to the bottom of all this and know the way forward. I thought inter*marriage was the thing kwani nini hizi sasa? The guy is a luo and the wife from central. Mawaidha hapa sasa klisters/ktalkers ??????
 
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Female Perspective

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Modern marriages...Girl gets pregnant, you marry her before she starts showing... Typical Kenyan marriage! Please gentlemen do not be fooled... Take your sweet time before you say I do.
 
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nairobilay

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First of all if you actually start a sentence with "hash tag" and its not about making a comment while coding, you are no friend of mine and i won't let you into the house.
On the other hand, the moment a woman starts wielding sharp implements in the house, you best leave. I have a pal whose wife actually put a knife into his belly. Luckily he didnt hit any major organ or puncture his intestines or whatever. But the guy left the house that day and that was that.
 

TopCat

Village Elder
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So yesterday am on the couch around 10;30 p.m watching Ray donovan and i hear a continous knock on the door. The guy knocking just wouldn't stop and I spring from the chair to go check who da faq is that and what he wants. Upon opening its my pal who stays in a different apartment but from the same esto and he goes like;" mtuangu kameumana, silali kwa iyo nyumba leo". I tell him to calm down and tell me what happened and he proceeds; "Hash Tag we've been pals for years and if you dont want me to die today then allow me to spend the night here"

Being a bachelor and i didnt have a quail over I allowed him in, opened up a beer for him as I was having and asked him what the problem was. He started; "unakumbuka ile Forester nilinunua may, imeleta shida na bibi" Thats when he narrated to me about his nagging wife who has been a pain on the butt ever since he got that ride. She just wasnt the same woman he knew who gave him a son a year ago. The argument last night hit the ceiling and the wife stabbed the table with a kitchen knife in frustration. Imagine that wtf? Who da hell stabs a table in 2015? That's what drove the guy nuts and he imagined that wife stabbing him in the middle of the night.

.I thought marriage life is to stick together for better for worse and material items belong to both parties and you should be happy with your partners achievements and success. Ever since she even adopted the "your things" and "my things" attitude and the hubby being the patient,understandin, lovin and all that typa guy just kept up with her bitchy attitude. Kumbe all along the wife also wanted the hubby to get her her own ride. Yaani Zile kelele na mushene na kuchochwa by her pals and the saloon gossip brainwashed her kapsaaaar. (They are a young couple btw hata 2 years bado hawajamada with a son)
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He woke up this morning and put on my clothes ndio akaenda nazo job. Sasa jioni akirudi we're gonna get to the bottom of all this and know the way forward. I thought inter*marriage was the thing kwani nini hizi sasa? The guy is a luo and the wife from central. Mawaidha hapa sasa klisters/ktalkers ??????
Maybe she has noticed other chicks checking her man out in the new forester (kwanza young campo chiquittas ) owned one, or pia the dude has also changed since buying the new ride, kuringa ringa hivi from the attention he is getting from other mamaz. Or the wife thinks that the new ride is a waste of money and she maybe preferred if he bought a vitz or a demio or she is wondering why he didn't buy her one also, or she is just crazy.... There are always two sides to a story!!!!
 

Brayoo

Senior Villager
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Or the wife thinks that the new ride is a waste of money and she maybe preferred if he bought a vitz or a demio or she is wondering why he didn't buy her one also, or she is just crazy.... There are always two sides to a story!!!!
Hapo umegonga ndipo. They wife thinks this dude is wasting money on depreciating assets instead of maybe buying a plot in Rongai or Ruai coz as you can see they still pay rent.
 

Ice_Cube

Village Chief
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ajipange usijaribu kupeana solution bro. atarudi huko by next week and they will be screwing each other's brains out wakisema vile wewe huwatakii; mambo ya couples stay away, the least you can do is organize some two chics or organize a trip to the strip club with him but avoid discussing his marriage with him.
 

Hash_Tag

Village Elder
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@Female Perspective there aint no perfect marriage ati happily ever after vitu kama hizo soap operas; it involves couples working through the bumps they encounter; sawa lakini
@Jirani its an intermarriage kinda thingy; guy ni mjaka and the wife from central
@nairobilay do they have a kid? Did the guy press any charges? Wa! Noma iyo!
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True dat @TopCat there are many possibilities. But peer pressure from her mates ndio Am certain won it all.
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@Arokaz hehe.. inter marriage ndio form skuizi, to kill tribalism
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@Brayoo ,,, ziii! The quail also wants her own ride. Dude ana shamba ingine ndogo already planning to get into farming.
 

Hash_Tag

Village Elder
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@Ice_Cube sasa aki-back jioni from job tufike strip club tukate maji hadi tuzimike and forget all these? 4 real bro? Hahahh!! Acha nimuokoe 2 I dnt care what they'll say after they're back screwing each others brains' out; atleast i tried. For their sons' sake.
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@ol monk what would u have done were u in my shoes? Unawalenga 2 ???
 

Ice_Cube

Village Chief
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@Ice_Cube sasa akirudi jioni from job tufike strip club tukate maji hadi tuzimike and forget all these? 4 real bro? Hahahh!! Acha nimuokoe 2 I dnt care what they'll say after they're back screwing each others brains' out; afleast i tried. For their son.


you know introducing him to a reasonable mpango wa kando will reduce his stress levels; allowing him to take any shit from her and still walk out of the house with a smile. pia hapo utakua umeokoa their son hehe
 
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Female Perspective

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"I think its "Athicani matithuraini"
Basically,usiingilie mambo ya watu wawili wako na a sexual relationship,wewe ndie utabaki their enemy when they kiss and make up"~Kabuda
ajipange usijaribu kupeana solution bro. atarudi huko by next week and they will be screwing each other's brains out wakisema vile wewe huwatakii; mambo ya couples stay away, the least you can do is organize some two chics or organize a trip to the strip club with him but avoid discussing his marriage with him.
 
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