kamba mami

I have heard on several occasions that “Mdem mkamba hawezi kukunyima kuma” how valid is this statement?? Jana, an Mpesa attendant with very deep Kamba accent spend a night at my new house after gulping my 4 Quaranas, nilitaka kumsindikiza akasema kwake ni mbali saana, lakini alilala kwa kiti.

hapo kwa kulala kwa kiti ndio sijakubaliana na wewe. huku mukinda?

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Nduna mukinda nesa vio

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You did good for yourself.
You know it’s near end month and most madem huanza their monthly biological cycle at such a time.

Ati Dem mkamba akakuya kwako akazema kwake zio kalifu akalala kwa kiti na hukumulalua? Kasee asa mseso unless hiyo akzent yake ni luka ya viazala huyo sio mkamba mzizana mkamba hawezi sema nooo kwa mbowlow Wako na kivawa yaani talanda havo

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What men go through to get laid. …huruma tu

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makosa

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Champ wekea sisi hekaya ya Brazil

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4 guaranas (4x200=800) and no sex, just company. hapo hakuna return on investment. ungenunua bag ya simiti

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Nyinyi ndio hamuelewi. He means alilala kwa kiti sio kwa kiti.

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???

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kiti=seat
kiti=coomer

kiti=kuma in kamba. but dem ndie alilala kwa kiti yaani couch… hakuna return on investment hapo unless anaendelea kumrushia mahindi next time wasome katiba

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