Kenyan ladies

The rate at which Kenyan ladies are bleaching,
you might end up dating your ex again without
noticing it only to discover when you send kitu kidogo using MPESA.

Bleaching what? Akili,ngotha,bra,…

I think he meant bleaching Vera sidika style . By the way a friend working as a nurse Dubai told me the rate at which Kenyan women take loans and fly to go do plastic surgery in dubai is making surgeons in dubai wonder is Kenya is actually a third world country like Zimbabwe.

by the way our country is not as badly off as some people would like us to believe. hata mTeeZee alisema leo…

You know huko kwa their TV wanaonyeshwa the way people are dying juu ya hunger, the way everyone lives kwa slum, but you find someone paying a most 1m to do plastic surgery!!!

That friend specifically noted that out of 10 Africans who flock there 4 are Kenyans , 2 are Nigerians and the rest distributed across Africa.

of course Kenya is a third world country like Zimbabwe

Shit just got real

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kenya is a regional economic powerhouse. people can afford p/surgery and give a few billions to betting companies, alcohol makers and fake miracle pastors every weekend. hao si watu wamekosa disposable income. but ukiwauliza they squeal like stuck pigs wakisema vile uchumi umeharibiwa…

Technically we aren’t. We have reached a level where we can’t be given food aid or such. We are past that 3rd world country ish and on a new level

REAL TALK

I got my pubic and ampit hair permanently laser removed in dubai. But msiiweke under surgery coz it’s not

SA wako mbali sana. We’ll stop being third world when we start seeing South Africans and Indians come to seek medical attention here.

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They aren’t our economy is stronger than SA and Nigeria combined .Our shilling compared to rand was 1rand for 20 bob Now it’s 1rand for 7bob

Every time I read articles on the East African I encounter clichés like “East Africa’s largest economy” and they make me cringe. Even an article written by a Mwaura looks as though it was written by someone reporting for Financial Times when encountering those phrases.

Body Face sana sana hiyo ndiyo inavutia mwanaume.

Currenncy exchange rates do not determine the strength of an economy. 1 Japanese yen = 0.9241 Kenyan shillings but is our economy comparable to the Japs?

:D:D ni nywele tu hakuna it’s flawless kiporn style no shaving bumps no darkspots.

How much?