Kenyan vs American introduction of a boyfriend to parents.

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Village Elder
#1
A 16-year old girl introduces her boyfriend
to her parents.
•American aspect•
Girl: (smiling).. Hi mum and dad.. This is
Ben, my boyfriend...
(excited)
Ben: (smiling too) nice to meet you (shakes
the parents)
Father: You are most welcome.. Hope you
are taking care of my
little girl
Ben: Of course
Mother: Please stay for dinner
Ben: I'd love to.. Thanks
• Kenyan aspect•
Girl: Papa, mama, meet James, (reluctantly)
my boyfriend..
Father: (says nothing but goes inside the
bedroom)
Mother: (shouting) So young man.. You
want to make my
daughter's life miserable..??
James: sorry maam.. I love your....
Mother: SHUT UP!!
Father: (comes out with a panga)
James: (Runs for his life)
 

mandella

Village Elder
#3
A 16-year old girl introduces her boyfriend
to her parents.
•American aspect•
Girl: (smiling).. Hi mum and dad.. This is
Ben, my boyfriend...
(excited)
Ben: (smiling too) nice to meet you (shakes
the parents)
Father: You are most welcome.. Hope you
are taking care of my
little girl
Ben: Of course
Mother: Please stay for dinner
Ben: I'd love to.. Thanks
• Kenyan aspect•
Girl: Papa, mama, meet James, (reluctantly)
my boyfriend..
Father: (says nothing but goes inside the
bedroom)
Mother: (shouting) So young man.. You
want to make my
daughter's life miserable..??
James: sorry maam.. I love your....
Mother: SHUT UP!!
Father: (comes out with a panga)
James: (Runs for his life)
:D:D:D in Kenya you don't introduce your "boyfriend" to your parents, you introduce the man who impregnated you
 

chriskiil

Village Elder
#9
our culture is different,so is theirs that is why they take gayism as a normal thing,in our culture morality is highly valued ama you want to know who screws your teen daughter?
 
#12
our culture is different,so is theirs that is why they take gayism as a normal thing,in our culture morality is highly valued ama you want to know who screws your teen daughter?
I would want to know. Hii mambo ya kujifanya holier than thou ndio inatumaliza. It is normal for a teenager to have sexual desire and at least when I know what's up I'm in a better position to deal with it and help her make the right decisions too. Sii vita kila saa kwa kila kitu
 

chriskiil

Village Elder
#14
I would want to know. Hii mambo ya kujifanya holier than thou ndio inatumaliza. It is normal for a teenager to have sexual desire and at least when I know what's up I'm in a better position to deal with it and help her make the right decisions too. Sii vita kila saa kwa kila kitu
would you want to know who is dry frying your daughter really?..kama sisters bado uuma,mtoto wangu je?
 
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Luther12

Guest
#15
A 16-year old girl introduces her boyfriend
to her parents.
•American aspect•
Girl: (smiling).. Hi mum and dad.. This is
Ben, my boyfriend...
(excited)
Ben: (smiling too) nice to meet you (shakes
the parents)
Father: You are most welcome.. Hope you
are taking care of my
little girl
Ben: Of course
Mother: Please stay for dinner
Ben: I'd love to.. Thanks
• Kenyan aspect•
Girl: Papa, mama, meet James, (reluctantly)
my boyfriend..
Father: (says nothing but goes inside the
bedroom)
Mother: (shouting) So young man.. You
want to make my
daughter's life miserable..??
James: sorry maam.. I love your....
Mother: SHUT UP!!
Father: (comes out with a panga)
James: (Runs for his life)
Comes out with a panga :D:D:D:D:D
 
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