KICHWA YA BIBI YANGU SI MZURI. (imported hekaya)

Jana like a good husband i have always been, i took out my wife and kids for shopping. She bought all she needed for todays festivities. I even bought her special select cognac yakunywa kwa hao akituliza manyege zake. Evening fast approached nikamshow its my time to go out and celebrate with my boyz… Our good old ritual. I told her to be a good wife and just stay indoors and perhaps take the kids for kesha in church. But like a pest which she has lately become, she wanted nothing but to accompany me “and spend quality time with me and usher in new year with me his husband”. I warned her againist her idea but hakuskia. Told her to make sure she carried enough handkerchiefs. Huyo, akanifuata kwa gari kama mkia thinking am going to be with my mpango wa kando. Off i drove mpaka kwa beer garden flani where we had plan to meet na maboyz wangu. The place was jam packed full of hoes, slay queens, ben 10s, sponsers and hyenas… But me and my boyz we would just meet and make merry. We dont fuuck hoes ingawaje kulikua na malaya warembo saaana jana. Just drink drink drink and take lots of choma home our families wakule pia.
Fast forward ikafika around 10pm nikaskia mikojo, nikaamka kwenda choo akanifuata ndio nisiongee na malaya walikua wamesimama kwa corridor ya kwenda choo. Nikakojoa tukarudi. She was drinking wine na aliposikia mikojo akaamka kwenda ladies. Choo ya ladies ilikua abit far naya gents like 40mtrs. Akaamka akaenda choo. She came back 10mins later crying. Akiniambia while she was on her way to the loo, couple of men walimshika shika matako na matiti while sneaking her way through tables to the loo. She wanted me to wake up and go fight over 30men. Thats when i reminded her of the use of the handkerchiefs. Watu walimshika shika matako yenyewe hawezi kuwatambua mimi nitajuaje ??? Cant women just stay home and be good wives ?? Ningepigwa mob justice je ? There are places i take my wife and there are places i cant. Amejua hajui leo. Yuko bedroom ana kanda kanda matiti na matako tangu saa nane.

That sounds like a poor relationship. The husband clearly views his wife as baggage and thinks merely providing materially is enough, both have trust issues.

Nimefika hapo kwa his husband

:D:D:D:D:D we have said time and again. One mans’ problem is not another mans’ problem, opportunity maybe.

:D;)This is gold. Anakandakanda matako na matiti

Will woman fight for man? I dont think so.

Afadhali wewe, kuna mwingine aligonga gari while following her yet to be "husband’.

Uyu Charlie si mjanja

:D:D:D:D

Rule of 21 century,always run away from trouble if you can.

Kwani zilikuwa zashikashikwa kwa burdizzo?

@digi thia!

:D:D:D:D:D:D

Marriage 101, avoid marriage for as long as you can.

Ngoma kana nduu? :(:frowning:

Angefanya nini chief?

kuna wanaume wamekauka mikono.
wanakandanga simiti kama unga ya chapatti.

I thought women do salivate over these kind of men. All you have is imaginations.

You are lucky hakufunika hao mabudaa makofi cz angeanza kupigwa na obvious ungeingilia upigwe pia wewe. Lesson learnt usijaribu ivo tena watoi wako watakua orphans

Nice twist to an ancient tale I have seen do rounds on MKZ. Like sikupi n’go!

Poohndar ghersia wewe