Leo nilikuwa nimesonga ivo kuishia Tala to deliver some stuff to some dude beshte ya mzae. Ilibidi nimeamkia ngware ndo uyo msee azipate mapema. Mzae alinidunga moti yake nisonge nayo ivo. nikafikisha hizo vitu nikaanza kurudi. kufika kantafu nikaona wacha nibuy malenge nipeleke mtaani. i am lucky since I can speak fluent Kamba and Kisii (hii nilijua juu tuliishingi huko nikiwa mtoi). so i buy malenge kwa mathe flani hapo nikibargain na kikamba. kumaliza nikapata majamaa flani wanadai niwapee lift hadi VOK hapo KBC before ufike Malaa. nikaamua niwapatie juu walikaa wasee innocent. tukiwa njiani this niggas start speaking in kisii on how they will carjack me niggas had commando daggers damu ilikimbia kwa mwili aisee. since they have no idea I know what they are saying. kufika hapo ‘kanini kaseo’ nikawachapia hebu shukeni tyre imeburst. once wameshuka ivi nakuambia nime step iyo clutch kama mwizi. weeh sijai ona nimeponea ivi kama leo.
Ni kama ingine nilisoma juzi pale hekaya zone. But at least hio ilikuwa in the correct section. Ati mjamaa ana revenge poko by making her a drug addict. That story had so many holes I didn’t even bother commenting. Very entertaining story though.
Poko umpatie kitu hivi hata chakula yako akule… ati lets do drugs first… shiieeet labda kwa movie.
“Wewe ni drugs zimekuleta hapa ama ni shoti? Umeniona nakaa kutumia hizo takataka? Hebu leta hio pesa ama nikuitie polisi saa hii!”
And this was a smart poko she conned him and his buddy.
Don’t insult a Kenyan thief’s intelligence bwana kwanza car jacker. for the risks those fuckers take huwa wamekusoma angles mingi sana before they even make a move. hadi anajua vile atakuguza ukileta ujinga. Na ukiguzwa, for sure utaguzika. Hata hutabishana. That is his career, his talent. Talent yake ni kukutoanisha. Na kama ni yako wameamua nayo police advice waache waende nayo. Kama unatenjoy chunga sana isikuwe real.
Mjamaa anasema aliwekelewa ati ame rape mtoto… no poko would frame you willy nilly with such a serious offence. If you know you are clean the child has to be evaluated by a doctor first, that’s what he should’ve demanded. Mtoto afanyiwe test. If he’s innocent huyo mtoto hata hangefika hio process yote the child would’ve confessed to the nurse or doctor. And the mum wouldn’t have let the process go that far to start with. loophole numero uno. mjamaa anadhani kenya is that much a banana republic.
So many holes in the story. Nitaitafta can’t remember them all. but i liked the twist in the ending. he got her hooked. But akasahau drug abusers are not zombies. wanakuwaga alert mbaya. especially if they survive by stealing. Then he was talking about crack cocaine, don’t know if it exists here heroine would’ve been a better sell.
