Kijiji peer pressure

Am sure many villagers have done something under the influence of fellow villagers hapa. Mostly to the lost village(klist, its in web heaven) which was under drugs 24/7. Talking of me, the dry fry slogan got into me soo much thut i ended up dry frying my ex.
Months later the bitch was all over me claiming she was pregnant to the extent of calling my wife, having my pics on her profile, stalking etc. I learned the hard way what kijiji brotherhood is, hiyo tym waulizia mawaidha akina nyani mzee, uwes, thirdman etc ni matusi tu.

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Very true. I reduced my frequency ya nduthi from six to three times a day courtesy of ktalk peer pressure. Infact nowadays I have to set a reminder lest I forget.

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i have learnt to be patient with fellows who when you ask them a counterquestion to remind them that they know the answer already they abuse you…

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Jeso :frowning: that was too much woishe …you have improved working progress kweli :slight_smile:

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nduthi 6 times kwa siku moja i.e. 12hrs since the other 12hrs you are asleep. so technically after every 2hrs ghai fafa!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CL54VssW8AAkj40.jpg

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@kush yule mnono :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

if you are influenced by anything said by these pyschos then you might be a retard.
i will equate this to being cyber bullied

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There was a listing in kenyalost juu ya brothels with a whole lot of comments - it made me realize hii kijiji is full of perverted minds.

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The pressure for DFHKM is real…i have to slap myself when getting jiggy not to fry kwa mkia…mkia hapana !

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Echoes of fmungai in the distance…

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Here you get lots of matusi but if you look closely you’ll find some great information you can’t find anywhere else.

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I don’t think you will find the Matusi anywhere else either. …they are full of wisdom as well :slight_smile:

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Kuna sites zingine ziko na matusi kali which makes ktalk seem like it’s in it’s toddler stages but ktalk’s one are funnier.

It’s never that serious, nikitusiwa I take it like a man and patiently wait nimpate mwenye amenitusi on the wrong and I exert my revenge. That’s the only way to survive on these streets.

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ebu list hizo sites, isiwetu tu ni propaganda

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Kijiji made me cut on beer na kuanza jogging akina kiyanamrefu na wengine in Klost; hata I met my father recently akaniuliza kwani maisha imekua ngumu mbona katumbo kamepotea na umekata weight

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Get a bike my friend. …over the weekend there are guys who rode ti sagana and back…very soon I will bring an epic one here

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and we have a new lingo courtesy of @kush yule mnono: #team Kawasaki is henceforth known as #Team Nduthi:D

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Huyu jarosoja atawesa bike kweli :confused::confused:…usinipelekee kijana haraka sana, give him a month or too:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

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hiyo ya baiskeli I will think about it nianze kucheki manenoz; na cheki maneno ya hii weekend kuliendaje bwana

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