Kikuyu Town.

Anything worth punch around. Help a brother who is around for short-time assignment

Enda kanisa utafute kunguru atakupatia slices

Kikuyu hutapata kitu mzuri

Unajua uon kikuyu campus? Enda huko that faculty of education is a big elite brothel

So how does one make this approach?Una knock hostel room by room ukiuliza ‘Excuse me,naeza osha rungu?’

Utatoka huko na ukiwmi. Imejaa huko Nyokabi Njeri Mumbi +++

Just go to their mess. Pick a girl randomly and offer to buy lunch for her. Then rusha mistari ukionyesha wewe uko na doo enough. You will be taken to the hostel and rungu cleaned to your satisfucktion. Remember you will not pay for the room, cd ni free kwa dispenser, food in the mess is subsidized, and she will charge you 2k.

Tell them Ninjas, there is a reason why it’s nick-named “College of Eating, Entertainment and Sex (CEES)”

Are you trying to say that your daughters in campus will be such prostitutes? Wacheni hii porojo bwana…