Kilgoris 2 /Remedy for mileaged ikus

Derbyman

Senior Villager
#1
So my stay at Kilgoris for around two months was more than pleasing, I had my fare share of pu**y, once I took a niggas girl (I didn't know anyway) to a bar's room and banged her, kidogo kidogo I heard a nigga crying mbele ya the room's door
'Gaki gaki Eunicii, Eunicii !!! Gaki wewe ndio unanifanyia hivi Eunicii !!!' I could hear the club's bouncer who I had gotten acquainted to hustling him out of the premises. Dame akaniuliza kwani mi hufanya job gani nkambuka ktalk mbirrionaires...if you know you know !
So the guys who had contracted me for a job huko walikuwa wakicater for house allowance , and after kutoka the majengo sexshans I got a good club with self-contained rooms ,cold shower though for 5sok a day, I paid for a whole month and the mbirrionaire wa kilgoris was throned haha.
Safe to mention I had a lot of interactions with the kungurus at the club, so here is where it gets real ,there's this thing in those streets they call naisugi, a cheap ass local kuber or whatever, that these women used to shove in there pussies every morning before hitting the showers.They could rub it on there labias and stick some in and let it do.its magic for.about an hour or so before washing it off, they claimed it made the pussies tighter than tight ,and as a thresholder yes the grip game was real.
FFW back to nairobi ,there was this big bootay who had barely hit her 20s ,naive ,ocha ocha , yule mwenye alikuwa akipeep kwa local den's door aki envy the night life, I had seen her do it once or twice base yangu, nkajua huyu ni kunguru loading .

So one day as I was sipping mine alitokea akapeep kwa mlango akiendanga, ndo huyo Mimi nikasignal waitress amshow aingie nmiskizie. She came akaketi kwa table yangu nkamuuliza wat she drinking akasema guarana, pewa mbili ! Kidogo kidogo she told me her age, how long she had been in the cirry (6 months ) nkasema enyewe iyo puthy sioni kama mafisi wa hood wameskuma mileage saana, what with her age 19 I knew iyo puthy bado grip game ilikuwa point.

She sipped her guaranas as she balanced getting up and whining that ass in front of me, enyewe ass ilkuwa iko , akadaisha nimuongezee maguarana nikamshow zii tuingie room kwanza nifikishe threshold, she obliged, FFW tuko kwa room,undressing teke teke and I'm on top of her missionary position, manze sema kufloat!!naah man, naah !!! For real I couldn't feel the pu**y walls na ye ako hapo moaning and shit,nkasema labda no position nkamshow achore saba, naah man,naaah !!! man ilibidi nlijitoa kwake,dressed up and nkamuliza,
'Unajua naisugi ?'
 

MasterYoda

Village Elder
#4
Since I am here I might just drop a little wisdom. The law of expectations state that, the woman you expect will give you the best pu**y usually has none. Why? Me First Syndrome. Your mind told you its fresh ni kama huko ocha anatoka wanaume wamelala wote. 2nd, If she was eyeing that life, she must had lived it somewhere, ni kwa vile hakuwa amepewa a formal introduction Nairobi ama akijipima na yellow yellow wa nairobi she was doubtful kama atapata mteja.
Let this be law.... juu sitarudia tena. "A woman with a huge round ass, or firm pointed boobs or a face that gives you a straight up erection always has a serious milage!" 85% probability. The reason is simple, venye umeona ukataka, ndio venye kila mtu anaiona na wanaitaka. Ati ametoka ocha hajaguzwa, she's young ajapeana sana, hakunywi pombe bado ni naive, the brain has a tendency to clean up an image of a bad woman to reduce the guilt of wanting to ferk her. Utajiangusha. Let me tell you, the best pu**y I have ever ferked on this planet was for some dark skinned luhya chick from Modern Green, mtoto ya campo..... Ilifika mpaka nikwamweka payroll..... she used to be kwangu sato asubuhi mpaka sunday jioni.... do you know how much it takes to keep a young sexy lanye kwako over the weekend bila yeye kupeleka services kwingine? FF, I had to cut ties, she was addictive. Thinking of it now gives me goose bumps.
 
#6
Since I am here I might just drop a little wisdom. The law of expectations state that, the woman you expect will give you the best pu**y usually has none. Why? Me First Syndrome. Your mind told you its fresh ni kama huko ocha anatoka wanaume wamelala wote. 2nd, If she was eyeing that life, she must had lived it somewhere, ni kwa vile hakuwa amepewa a formal introduction Nairobi ama akijipima na yellow yellow wa nairobi she was doubtful kama atapata mteja.
Let this be law.... juu sitarudia tena. "A woman with a huge round ass, or firm pointed boobs or a face that gives you a straight up erection always has a serious milage!" 85% probability. The reason is simple, venye umeona ukataka, ndio venye kila mtu anaiona na wanaitaka. Ati ametoka ocha hajaguzwa, she's young ajapeana sana, hakunywi pombe bado ni naive, the brain has a tendency to clean up an image of a bad woman to reduce the guilt of wanting to ferk her. Utajiangusha. Let me tell you, the best pu**y I have ever ferked on this planet was for some dark skinned luhya chick from Modern Green, mtoto ya campo..... Ilifika mpaka nikwamweka payroll..... she used to be kwangu sato asubuhi mpaka sunday jioni.... do you know how much it takes to keep a young sexy lanye kwako over the weekend bila yeye kupeleka services kwingine? FF, I had to cut ties, she was addictive. Thinking of it now gives me goose bumps.
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#8
"A woman with a huge round ass, or firm pointed boobs or a face that gives you a straight up erection always has a serious milage!" 85% probability.
This the same reason i tell my boyz looking for wives that kama unataka kitu poa go for that average-looking chic with brains in her cranium. Hawa wengine hukuwa wamechokeshwa kitandani kama lori za @Meria Mata . And it gets worse as she gets older.
 
#9
The law of expectations state that, the woman you expect will give you the best pu**y usually has none. Why? Me First Syndrome. . "A woman with a huge round ass, or firm pointed boobs or a face that gives you a straight up erection always has a serious milage!" 85% probability. The reason is simple, venye umeona ukataka, ndio venye kila mtu anaiona na wanaitaka. Ati ametoka ocha hajaguzwa, she's young ajapeana sana, hakunywi pombe bado ni naive, the brain has a tendency to clean up an image of a bad woman to reduce the guilt of wanting to ferk her.
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Riddim

Village Elder
#10
Since I am here I might just drop a little wisdom. The law of expectations state that, the woman you expect will give you the best pu**y usually has none. Why? Me First Syndrome. Your mind told you its fresh ni kama huko ocha anatoka wanaume wamelala wote. 2nd, If she was eyeing that life, she must had lived it somewhere, ni kwa vile hakuwa amepewa a formal introduction Nairobi ama akijipima na yellow yellow wa nairobi she was doubtful kama atapata mteja.
Let this be law.... juu sitarudia tena. "A woman with a huge round ass, or firm pointed boobs or a face that gives you a straight up erection always has a serious milage!" 85% probability. The reason is simple, venye umeona ukataka, ndio venye kila mtu anaiona na wanaitaka. Ati ametoka ocha hajaguzwa, she's young ajapeana sana, hakunywi pombe bado ni naive, the brain has a tendency to clean up an image of a bad woman to reduce the guilt of wanting to ferk her. Utajiangusha. Let me tell you, the best pu**y I have ever ferked on this planet was for some dark skinned luhya chick from Modern Green, mtoto ya campo..... Ilifika mpaka nikwamweka payroll..... she used to be kwangu sato asubuhi mpaka sunday jioni.... do you know how much it takes to keep a young sexy lanye kwako over the weekend bila yeye kupeleka services kwingine? FF, I had to cut ties, she was addictive. Thinking of it now gives me goose bumps.
@Starscream , proof read this.
 

T-Raww1

Village Elder
#11
As a member who attended this years Men's Conference ... we discussed puthy mileage in depth ... as for the yellow yellow curvy chiks who make some men salivate have a very huge mileage ( thanks @Blacks4Trump for clearing the air via comparison - mileage kama ya Boeing 707 1955 ) in the mean time ... stay woke. Ni hayo kwa sasa
 
#12
Since I am here I might just drop a little wisdom. The law of expectations state that, the woman you expect will give you the best pu**y usually has none. Why? Me First Syndrome. Your mind told you its fresh ni kama huko ocha anatoka wanaume wamelala wote. 2nd, If she was eyeing that life, she must had lived it somewhere, ni kwa vile hakuwa amepewa a formal introduction Nairobi ama akijipima na yellow yellow wa nairobi she was doubtful kama atapata mteja.
Let this be law.... juu sitarudia tena. "A woman with a huge round ass, or firm pointed boobs or a face that gives you a straight up erection always has a serious milage!" 85% probability. The reason is simple, venye umeona ukataka, ndio venye kila mtu anaiona na wanaitaka. Ati ametoka ocha hajaguzwa, she's young ajapeana sana, hakunywi pombe bado ni naive, the brain has a tendency to clean up an image of a bad woman to reduce the guilt of wanting to ferk her. Utajiangusha. Let me tell you, the best pu**y I have ever ferked on this planet was for some dark skinned luhya chick from Modern Green, mtoto ya campo..... Ilifika mpaka nikwamweka payroll..... she used to be kwangu sato asubuhi mpaka sunday jioni.... do you know how much it takes to keep a young sexy lanye kwako over the weekend bila yeye kupeleka services kwingine? FF, I had to cut ties, she was addictive. Thinking of it now gives me goose bumps.
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Don1

Village Elder
#18
venye hao wamesema bt in short hakunaga pu**y tight kenya
I beg to differ. There's still tight ones around but don't expect it from anyone beyond the age bracket of 24yo. There's this 24yo I screwed, she was hella tight but the problem is she was psycho from here to the moon. I guess that was a catalyst for men to just give up early before having some; for me nilivumilia tu hizo drama zote. At times she would just breakdown out of nowhere throw her handbag down all the while the devil is telling me to kick that bag into orbit and leave the beach there(afterall she's creating a backlog of puthee I should be moving on to) but I just opted to be patient. And that is how I earned it that night, really sweet you could feel it wrap around really well and create a sweet vacuum.
 
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