Killing a tree.

There’s a big ass eucalyptus tree that’s real close to my house and it’s giving me lots of concern especially during this rainy season. I have applied for a permit from Nairobi County government to bring it down but the ferkers keep shifting me from office to office demanding a bribe that keeps getting bigger and bigger merely for cutting down a tree.
Am tired and am exploring other means.
Any talker there who knows how I can kill this tree without bringing it down. Cc @Mukuhi, am sure you are experienced in these matters.
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just cut the bloody tree down permit or no permit

Funga wire around its trunk tight. It will dry up

Or

Drill a tiny hole then inject car acid kwa its xylem

simple just remove or peel the strip of bark hadi kwa settings(xylem) na ikuwe kindu 10 inches long all around it

Iyo inatop man!

this is a eucalyptus tree my friend…it’ll just keep growing.
unless a deep cut and apply lime, used engine oil, poison, lead, witchcraft, na damu ya @wesmake

best solution is to cut down the fucker

Katakata hizo branches zote huko juu ibaki bila matawi…

Tafuta watu wa juuza kuni ,along limuru rd or peponi rd they will advice you

I see you appreciate the gravity of the situation.

How will killing the tree stop it falling on your house?

Just cut it…anza na one branch…two branches, three and finally bring it down at the end

been there…I had to cut down fifteen of them. it took a month and three power saws.

:eek::eek:

A dry tree isn’t as heavy or dangerous as a living tree. It weighs much much more less due to loss of water.

001 hawajaanza hio upus ya permit ya felling down your own tree, last year i cut down two big mangroves to clear space ya kujenga cowshed

Hapa naona Kidero akianza kutucharge mpaka hewa tunapumua.

Wee wacha kupeleka umuraradia coast. Cowshed?

Ulikua na bahati, Mblo! Tena usikate mnazi mchana! Hakikisha waukata usiku, silently.

Just wait when its raining heavily. Then chomoka Na axe

Alikata mnazi