Kinuthia on his Deathbed

KINUTHIA is on his deathbed and begins to speak:
“My son, I want u 2 take the Kangemi and Skuta Apartments.
My daughter, u take the Oun Hotel, Kamakwa apartments and the mansions on Ring Road.
My son, Chege, I want u to take the offices in town, Golf Club and Green Hills.
My wife, please take all the residential buildings in ithi, Skuta and Kingongo.”

The nurse says to KINUTHIA’s wife, “eeh yawa si you are rich,mama chege” She replies, “Rich? Sio nyumba tunapewa ni routes za kuzungusha maziwa!”:p:p:p:p

And the stupid wife did not know wealth comes from the milk routes?

Kupeleka ng’ombe mto ijifunze kunywa maji

Hahahahahaha yes

This has killed me

Hii tuliskia 1925 pale Kiawara!

Huyu apewe likes aketi kwa meza ya wazee

Wewe na nani chief,hekaya kama hizi ndio tunataka sio za umalaya.

Huyo nurse ni potential kunguru

Picha ya nurse or it never happened.

nikutumie au

Mimi na rende yangu ya hapo Kiawara.

rende yako ya u*******a au kondoo

Njoro, he of Churchill Show, once-upon-a-time told this joke on national television.