Kitui

Wakubwa…wapi huku unaweza pata ikusde fresh?

Zote zinapita huko ni fresh

Uko karibu na wasichana wakamba na uko dryspell?!
My friend, hapo huwezi saidika

He is in the middle of ‘ati umesema nini’…
Apparently he is dumb and blind.

hapa ni masweep tu. hakuna usaidizi utapata…

Sawa na fisi inaishi kwa sugarcane plantation but inatafuta kitu sweet

Labda you import from huku.

Nani amesema naishi huku… here for a night. Job. Kesho safarini.

Ungeuliza watu wa kitui badala ya kutusumbua na maswali ya ujinga

Enda club fuse utasaidika ama if you want ratchetry level 99 enda trade lounge and thank me later.

kuna Ku kitui campus, apo kwengine lipa facilitation fees nikusho

like @SwagMargeddon said below

Tafuta mahali wanauza bottled water, nunua ile ya 10 ama 20 litres, wekelea kwa bega na uanze kupiga maraundi hiyo town. Ikusde carriers watakufuata kama yule Pied Piper wa Hamelin.

Enda parkside Villa hotel ama riverside kalundu utapata

Club Fuse na Beach Club ziliweza. Ahstanteni Talkers

not enough bila picha

Tuma ya kutoa lock basi.