There is some story frm klost hua inanimaliza hadi wa leo nikumbuka…
so there was this guy; I don’t remember exactly who, alikua amelala kwa kiti akiwatch movie. Mwezi ilikua kona so hakua na pesa yakuenda kurandaranda kwa mabar…
the guy was watching one movie after another and at some point fell asleep. He woke up suddenly usiku wa manane akapata he was in total darkness, kamovie kaliisha kitambo ni ile logo ya DVD inabounce kwa screen…
then he heard it…
somebody was struggling with the padlock and from the look of things he was nearly succeeding…
from the little light coming from outside he could discern 3 guys na mmoja alikua amebeba kitu kama panga…
jamaa akajua hapa ni kubaya…
the guy tip toed to the window, took a deep breath and using all the lung power God had given him akawaambia…
‘‘Nyinyi…TOKENI HAPA’’
Halafu? Good morning?
Then?
Tutasema Mara ngapi kwamba ukienda kunia hakikisha umetoa shode yote? Sasa wewe watupea hekaya robo na wataka tushangilie? My fren it doesn’t work like that. Ama namna gani @Electronics4u ?
Kuwa mpole. The brother has launched his epic debut. Encourage him :D:D not discourage wewe ni how ?
:D:D:D:D:D:DEpic debut indeed! well, let’s hope it comes to pass…
He left it hanging.
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D…hiyo stori imenimaliza, yaani umesotewa n thugs still wanna come n take whatever little u av
Klist reminds me the Epic thread that had people reveal their secrets, one guy fcuked his lecturer and scored straight As… Whoever ako na screen shot anika hapa
@vuja de weka zile links za klost archives hapa
huyo lecturer alikuwa anafundisha unit zote?
Nani amesema zote
straight As
ii ndio tulisema ni own goal…
one lecture 1st yr, one 2nd yr… see where am going with this!
Hehehehe umenimada
Still i remember a jamaa posted a pic of her empress on a valentines day na alikuwa na lips tuseme bigi and was seeking advice of what to buy her on that day… A guy from nowhere “mnunulie uzi ya kushona mdomo” i was left in stitches
he he he…mimi si wa juzi…
am as old as they come…
:D:D:D:D:Dhiyo pun imenimurder!
Kumbusa mimi
Kuna moja huniua,of a dude who went for Army recruits and they were asked on who could march like cops. Jamaa waliambiwa wa match hadi kwa gate then the cop incharge was told to close the gate na hivyo ndivyo waliendaga.