KRA SHIT

Am sitting at kra offices in nyeri after travelling 70km, to iron out some issues and get a compliance certificate. Nothing is happening ati the systems have been down since yesterday. How can an institution expected to collect trillions as tax for the government be down? Banana Republic Kweli.

Pole.

The yesterday is a lie. The systems have been down since early November hata nimechoka kwenda huko.

hehe bado itax imekwama kwa simba system and its archaic internet explorer browser?

Systems being down is an excuse that any gava official can give so as not to serve you and to get rid of you on that day…

If genuinely down:

  • identify a contact person in that office, preferably the one who will look into your issues and eventually get your TCC approved,

-invoke the sympathy card i.e. tell em you have just travelled from and are travelling back to Lokichoggio. Puppy eyes ni muhimu!

-leave them with all documents/ info required to settle your matter.

-exchange all contacts (personal number, office number, email etc). This is if they need any additional info/ docs, which can be scanned to them.

-remind them that you’ll be unable to come back, as you will be in Lokichoggio

-start pestering them every two days until they sort out your issues and get the TCC approved. Tell them a mega tender is awaiting application and the TCC is the only thing pending.

-the TCC, once approved, automatically comes to your inbox. No need to pick it at the tax station.

Enyewe service delivery inazidi kudorora imagine when acquring the new kenyan e-passport you will have to go through the same shit you went through when applying the old one …yaani its like unaanza afresh complete with a copy of recommenders ID !!

beginning of the month government systems mingi huwa down

Maumbwa walifanya nikaacha kufungulia watu PIN, na vile nilikuwa nanukisha kitunguu hiyo sector. Unajaza details za mtu vizuri, lakini ile part ya kutumiwa code kwa email ndio inaleta shida. Unaitisha code inatumwa after 45 minutes, while the time period for entering it on the KRA website is 15 minutes. Na ukiwauliza wanasema wanasort. Ghaseers.

Kwani recommender lazima akue yule mmoja? Hata hapo nje ya Nyayo house niliona shiney eyes wana-offer services za recommender.

Ata mimi niliona hivo nikachoka vibaya sana!

Point si hio brathe …ni whats the use of my immigration file kama they already have this information for people who are already passport holders? For new applicants then make it so hard as you so wish but for replacements just ask for the processing fee and old passport only!

And to think yangu nilichukua last year na hata haijastampiwa muhuri hata moja na ile lap nilipiga pale nyayo naskia vibaya sana… the pages still clean like em virgin thighs!

itabidi tu kirudiwe bruh am sure migush akipewa opportunity afanye fresh application atatembea all the way from toronto na mguu! that document is very important

Nyinyi ni middle class mnasumbua Kenya…deadline ni 2020 …old hata ujatumia…why in hurry?

wachana na roadside declarations my friend Aug ndo official deadline ! considering that the printers at nyayo are prone to breakages from time to time na only one pakistani repairer( from mharo news!) The earlier you start the better! thank me later! FYI kenya hakuna middo class only pretenders Ni two classes only The filthy super rich (less than 5%) and majority peasants who are spread into different levels of peasantry!

Ulizia mse anaitwa Tito, msho ni Dranya amekutuma,

Thank me later

ata TIMS iko down, chieth

ata ecitizen ikona shida

we are cursed as a nation.
sasa msedes haiwes toka kwa yard juu sticker ime expire, wanted to do a booking ni rush Kigari na nirudi before inspection date.

ungekua hapa, ningekutuma river rd. wako na kila kitu, computer zao na certificate hazinanga downtime. :smiley:

takupitia nikifika jiji

Pole Sana, had to camp there for three days. So cold, nothing works. One of these days nitatoa all my details from nyeri nirudishe nairofi. Soo inconvenient