Ktalk 2017 Nominations

The end of yr 2017 is just around the corner and its that time again we nominate peeps for the various awards za kijiji, feel free to add more.

  1. POYA. (post of the year). @Yollo took us all on a memorable SGR ride na hio siku the new train broke down at Kibwezi and we were all delayed for an hr.
    @Meria Mata took a dump in the bush and got a lover (some guys are lucky, ama ni madawa)
  2. HOYA. (Hekaya of the year) a Queen of hekaya @pseudonym has emerged from the depths of the world wide web, this damsel is gd at what she does, her two hekas so far are right there at the top of the list and no 3 hekaya in the series is the most anticipated hekaya since since ktalk was born
    @Meria Mata also has a contender with his Biopsy series, last I checked we were at Biopsy part 15
  3. MOYA (Matusi of the year) angusheni zile mumeona
  4. SOYA (Sweep of the year) hii will win hands down. sitaitaja, you all know it
    add more categories and nominate your entries.
    supreme court will meet from December 1 and ruling will be read after 3 weeks.
    Judges decision will be final.

You left out KOYA.
(knees of the year award)

:D:D:D:D

Thread of the Year was ile ya Kimmy n birkin bag yeye hubebwa ndani.

Career ending sweep ndio hii:D:D

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said you are free to add your categories,
5. KOYA (knock knees of the year award goes to … (drum rolls) and then NGOmbe @uwesmake opens the envelope

ha ha ha, I missed that

caddy mkuu long time no see on this handle.

Caddy Mkuu ni wewe Marty McFart

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Na muchunu bado tu ana like bila kujua its a sweep, very innocent.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

MHOY
Multiple handler…ama wacha tu

Photograher/Photography of the year…

this has to go to @Riva

battle lines drawn.utakujiwa cheza tu:D

7.BOYA—blockhead of the year…citaji mtu

can Fala and wonderful wonder be given a title.

:smiley:

Or naive, or both…:D:D:D

:D:D:D poor kid

Can someone make up an award I can win yaye hizi zote Mimi ata si nominee

Check your avatar…:smiley:
My vote goes to you…:rolleyes::oops:

:D:D:D:D:D

:D:D:D
Ama vidole, niliskia watu Kama @Afro walifurahishwa na knuckles… Plus you know with the yellow thayos
Za Birkin owner I do not stand a chance

people like @Mosa, @screwplus and @Georgina makena deserved an award too