I discovered that the language we speak in KTalk is so much unique and thus foreign to many people out there. For posterity, it will be good to compile a dictionary that future generations can refer when they discover some literature from KTalk 2 million years from now. So, good people, help me compile the dictionary. 1) Hekaya Noun Unsubstantiated shiet. A story with no legs. Lacking mbisha, findio, skechi, thermal image or other supporting documents. First Use: Aviator, 2014 2) Mabenda4 Act noun An act of KTalk requiring all hekayas to have a graphical description of the act of copulation. First use: @mabenda4, 2016 3) Monkey Trader noun A perennial loser. Also a master of hekayas. The grand demonstrator. First use: @zachary, 2016 See also: babuoon 4) Kungu adjective (of a person) creating a false picture of who they are, especially in krost or KTalk. Example: Most Ktalk mbirioneyyas are kungus. First Use: @KUNGU THE PILOT, 2014 5) Coomer noun The female genitalia Example: Old mangi has never and will never taste @Guru's coomer First Use: @cumalava, 2014 6) Threshold noun The standard number of shots a talker is expected to give during muclimbano. See also: Seven First use: @rollout 7) Bukusu Shephart noun A (legendary) black skinny mongrel, especially one owned by a proud owner of a (legendary) BMW X6. Mainly used to guard slums in kayole and the neighborhood. First use: @uwesmake, 2016 8) Mkia noun The female anal cavity, in relation to sexual activities. Example: @Deorro df'ed @Nefertities kwa mkia, but did not attain the threshold. See also: Settings First use: @Tommy Lee Sparta , 2015 9) Waweru a) adjective (of a man) preferring to penetrate fellow men, See also: Gay First use: @Ka-Buda, 2015 b) verb To try and penetrate a man in the arsehole First use: @Ka-Buda, 2015 10)matacore noun The female rear supporting documents. Example: Yesterday was matacore Tuesday First use: @hakimoto, 2016 11) Slice verb Hit and run. Example: @FieldMarshal CouchP alipewa slices zake na singo matha mkamba huko rusengeti. First use: @Ice_Cube, 2016 12) Checki Maneno Verb Taking photos of bikes indicating where it was taken First use: @The.Black.Templar, 2015 13) Washa Nduthi Verb The act of copulating with Palmella. Hand to genitalia motion with assistance from Arimis. Hand-to-gland combat with assistance of mpenzi Arimis. Example: @kush yule mnono is the founding father of the nduthi Sacco. First use: @kush yule mnono, 2014 See also: kawasaki, strangle the bishop 14) Hapan Tambua noun Of a chokosh to refuse to recognize another chokosh's contribution. First use: @Jirani, 2015 15)Meffi noun Stupid. Example: Mzito blaze aliletea wamama wengine umeffi hapa ujeru... First use: @Jirani, 2016 16) Chockosh wars noun Online brawls First use: @KTalkvilleWeekly , 2016 17) kikikikiiiii verb A devilish laughter, especially one practiced by Wawerus. First use: @Ka-Buda, 2016 18)Mkambodia noun People from Kamba land, especially singo mathas. First use: @vuja de, 2014 19)Shine eyes noun Looking at something gleefully with the intention of taking it First use: @Jirani, 2015 See also: Shiny eyes, meno brown 20) Mungikiress noun Women from Kikuyu community Example: wewe mungikiress @Supu don usilete umeffi hapa. First use: @Jirani 2015 21)Shinny eyes noun A thiefing brown-toothed chockosh of greek origin. A tyrant from centro with appetite for other peoples property. First use @Jirani, 2015 22) Corinthian noun A smelly mungikiress with a religious gear on her head Example: The Atheist is yet to finish the corinthian series. First use: @the_atheist, 2014 23) Kukamuaaaa, Verb Orgasm after sex or nduthi. First use: @uwesmake, 2015 24) Nyoka noun A woman in the process of receiving the threshold. Example: @uwesmake tuwekee mbisha ukikamua nyoka. First use: @uwesmake, 2014 25) Shemale adjective Aviator's and @msalame grace 's gender Example: Shemale aviator wacha kutusumbua. First Use: @uwesmake, 2015 26) Fathom noun An expletive by chokosh on chokosh who bring umeffi Example: Toka hapa fathom wewe First use: @Luther12 , 2014 27) MMNN noun Abbreviation for Meria Mata News Network. The official KTalk news agency. Example: Chokosh @MwanaWaAfrika does not know what MMNN stands for. First Use: @Meria Mata , 2014 28) Napenda sana noun (of a talker) liking a certain post. Approval. Example: napenda sana. First use @This is Gold / jerry and group of handles 29) Mzee Abdalla noun a) The male genitalia b) @Lab's employerExample: @Ka-Buda's Mzee abdalla refused to take orders even after thorough provocation by mungikiress @spax. First Use: @Shabba Ranks , 2015 30) Osungu.dll verb you and English language are not friends eg @Wakanyama na osungu.dll hawapatanii kamwe First use???? 31) Chieth noun A curse word. Chokosh version of the word shit. Used to avoid censorship by @admin First Use: @uwesmake, 2015 32) Ndege adjective A variant of the missionary sexual style where a man on top of a mbish is thrown high in the air (roughly 7ft) and comes down aiming his abdalla directly into the lady's coomer. Ole wako ukihata. First use: @mayekeke , 2016 33) Mbirioneas noun A talker living above the poverty line. First use: @Web Dev , 2015 34) Peasant noun A talker living below the poverty line. Example: ktalk mbirrionares hawatambui Ruaka kwa peasants First use: @Web Dev , 2015 35) Keti pale---------------------------------> verb The act of welcoming an NV into Ktalk. First use: @Jirani, 2016 36) kienyeji noun Local pussyholder Example: momo diaries used to be interesting until that chokosh stopped posting kienyejis First use: ???? 37)equinox Adverb An indefinite ban from the village by the admean First use: Aviator, 2016 38) Ferk a)verb Curse, express displeasure. Widely used during revolutions. Example: #FerkAdmin First Use: @FieldMarshal CouchP , 2015 b) Verb Act of copulation. Also Ferck. An uneditable version of f**k. First use: @It's Le Scumbag , 2014 39) Koraborator noun Used to describe talkers who did not participate in the #FerkAdmean movement. See also home guard. First use: @Young, 2016 40) pepeta verb Ferk like a rabbit: Usually said by a pussyholder to encourage the ferker to work harder in chasing the threshold. First use: @kingolonde , 2016 41) Owescrik verb of talkers) refusing to click on links, ever Example, kama hakuna quma, owescrik First use: Unknown See also akanyalclick 42) Mharo noun Mpasho and other gossip sites Example: Hatuwescrick mharo ya KichwaKibov First use: Unknown 43) Ktalk csi Noun, The intelligence wing of ktalk. Used to flash out phony hekayas. e.g @KUNGU THE PILOT was found out to be a fake after ktalk CSI @Okiya found the source of his mbishas online! First use: unknown 44) Sweetness and niceness verb Making love in a romantic way Example: @Jirani dreamt of giving @purr 27 all the sweetness and niceness while she purred? First use: @Jirani, 2015 46) Mc Agary Noun Male genitals. Also Dingleberries, bolingo, mabengo, nuts First use: @Jazzman 2015 47) Kawasaki Ninja Noun A person experienced in the art of hand to gland combat and a high ranking official of Kawasaki Regiment, Ktalk Defence Force. First use: @Jazzman 2015 48) Jincheng Jangili Noun A person who will washa nduthi using the crudest of methods e.g use of kimbo or a rough hand. First use: @Jazzman 2016 49) Terminator Style adverb Of a sex style, being rough and not gentle. Opposite of sweetness and niceness First use: @Mr Black , 2016 50) Import noun A singo madha, preferrably a kienyeji, invited by a veined tree holder for a sex in a far-away place. Example, import ya MM imechelewa pale mtito ikielekea mambatha. First use: @Meria Mata , 2015 51)Kisokorinywo noun Malaysian. Woman of loose knickers. First use: @mabenda4, 2016 52) Yellow yellow adjective Beautiful, esp an import Example: Mafisi used to think @Chloe is yellow yellow until she posted a pic plastering @Wakanyama's pigsty. First use: @wanjohi wa kigogoine, 2014 53) Mafisi noun A team founded by uwesmake that climbes anything with a whole. Example: Some fisis here can climb even marsupials First use: @Ka-Buda, 2014 54) Fisiology noun The branch of science that deals with the study of mafisi's behaviour. See also fisibility studies First use: unknown, 2016 55) Ota Combining form A prefix added to a person's name whose intent is to show the guy is mshamba First Use: @Nefertities, 2015 56) Cantilever Verb Appear or disappear suddenly from/to nowhere. Example: Ahem. Finally nime-cantilever hapa hivi at some ungodly hour. First Use: @Luther12, 2015 57) Recycle.exe Noun Something that has been posted by someone before, yet some idiot posts it again. First use: unknown 58) Mbleina Noun A stupid person. Dolt. Example: Huyu @Fisiologist ni mbleina kabisaa aketi hukooooooo First use: @Jirani, 2016 59)Kuku na kifaranga noun A sexy milf with her sexy daughter who look ferkable as hell and are every young man’s fantasy to bed them both. First use: @@uwesmake 2014 60) Seven, 7 Noun KTalk magic number. The Threshold. The minimum shots a talker is expected to dish to a pussyholder. The minimum dicksize of talkers. First use: @rollout, 2016 61) Team Patco Noun Any male talker whose d*ck size is below the threshold. Example: It is suspected that @Gio’s permanent chairmanship of the FZM is as a result of being Team Patco First use: @Msuper, 2014 62) Gari kulala parking Verb The act of copulation. Example: For @Kidinyi, gari lazima ingelala parking daily, hata kama ni kwa kisokorokwinyo. First use: @Shabba Ranks, 2015 63) ES noun Elder statesman, a title given to @Meria Mata in recognition of his contribution to KTalk. Later withdrawn during the #FerkAdmin revolution. First Use: Meria Mata, 2016 64) Veined tree holder Noun A fisi whose dcik meets the threshold. Usually masquerading as a quail. Example: Wewe endelea kukatia @Purr_27, and most likely ni veined tree holder First Use: @wanjohi kigogoine, 2014 65) Puthy Noun A variant of the word pu**y, used to evade censorship by admean. See also: kanyau First use:??? 66) Upussy Noun Schupidity. Ufala. Example: @Fala 12 uko na upussy sana. First use: @Jirani, 2015 67) Mandazi moto Noun A codeword for e-newspapers developed after the media houses started umbleina. First use: @highschooler, 2016 68) Grannylingus: noun To lick and suck the genitals of a old woman/shosh Use: @Jirani performed grannylingus on the german woman on her sitting room floor. Origin: @nairobilay (2016) 69) UOTP - Uhuru One Term President 70) RWNBP - Raira wirro nefa be plesident 71) Onion Rings Meaning ~ Slices or Coomer that makes you shed a tear of joy as you feel a burning sensation in your eyes Usage ~ I need my sandwich and onion rings woman First User ~ @Some Say Inspired by ~ @john doe hekaya 72) MCA Mwaga Cum Atulie @Tommy Lee Sparta March 2017 73) Mc Agary -Noun Male genitals. Also Dingleberries, bolingo, mabengo, nuts First use: @Jazzman 2015 74) Deer - Noun an endearing term used when luring a potential nyoka Example - My deer nitumie picha ya Makucha tu nisafishe mecho First Use: @uwesmake 2017 75) Rhino- Noun A slain Momo in a mancave First use - @uwesmake 76) Birkini Bag - Noun An expensive bag used by Ktalk slay queen. Legend has it that one bag is worth more than 3 Matatus First Use- @DeliciousShiko 75) Nanok Knees - Adjective A pose used by Ktalk slay queen to enhance their looks First Use: @Luther12 but enhanced by @introvert 76) Kunguru - Noun A lady who is never satisfied with one Mzee Abdallah and will even cheat on you with your Gateman even after depositing one billion to her bank account First use - @pamba 2015 77) Shexpat: noun A lady expatriate working abroad and well versed in servicing your needs Example: Kush doesnt need to wakisha nduthi because his shexpat Waithelelo is around. First use: @Miss Finest Wine , September 2017.