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  1. Meria Mata

    Meria Mata Village Chief

    Rithology- study of kusafisha mecho coined by @gashwin Sept '17
     
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  2. nairobilay

    nairobilay Village Elder

    Shexpat: noun - lady expatriate working abroad and well versed in servicing your needs
    Example:
    Kush doesnt need to wakisha nduthi because his shexpat Waithelelo is around.

    First use: @Miss Finest Wine, September 2017.
     
    Last edited: Sep 30, 2017
  3. Deorro

    Deorro New Villager Staff Member

    McDaddy - A reach man who wears plastic shiny shoes inspired by his Nigerian pastor and had has a talking radio for a wife from an arranged marriage

    First use - @GeorginaMakena
     
  4. kush yule mnono

    kush yule mnono Village Sponsor

    @Deorro tafuta kama hii ukigojaga
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  5. GeorginaMakena

    GeorginaMakena Village Elder

    Wacha nimsamehe juu ni admin.
     
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  6. It's Le Scumbag

    It's Le Scumbag Village Elder

    @Deorro ulisahau Reach Husband :D
     
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  7. Ice_Cube

    Ice_Cube Village Sponsor

    Reach = Rich

    Na tusibishane (In Kanyari's voice)
     
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  8. Bantu Mmoja

    Bantu Mmoja Senior Villager

    Mcoondoo
    noun
    Male version of mkia.
     
  9. Groaner

    Groaner Village Elder

    haha kaali sana
     
  10. kush yule mnono

    kush yule mnono Village Sponsor

    Feelingionaire: a noun, meaning being in possession of excess feelings. (First used by @Mathice October, 2017)
     
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  11. Miss Finest Wine

    Miss Finest Wine Village Elder

    Kush just showed me this....well they ruined my wedding as he could not tell the diff between us. Well I am joking Birrionaire and thanks for the endorsement.
     
  12. hcaikp

    hcaikp Village Elder

    Reminder to some Ktalkers that @Mrs4thletter reminded us DFHKMBLBHNKMN! Dry Fry Hadi Kwa Mkia Bila Lube Bila Huruma Na ku Mwagia Ndani;-

    Another Rminder-:- RWNEBPORk and UOTP!-:- Raila Will Never Ever Be President Of Republic of Kenya, , and Uhuru One Term President.... Asande!!
     
  13. uwesmake

    uwesmake Village Sponsor

    swafi sana @Deorro for the updates
     
  14. Deorro

    Deorro New Villager Staff Member

    FSR(Fisi Social Responsibility) - When a Fisi has sex with a lady past 24 years of age or a lady past slay queen age. Past 24 years a lady should be married or in a serious relationshit leading to marriage. These are the ladies who post bible quotes on social media and frequent church. Fisi's avoid them for the fresh beautiful ones however, every fisi has a duty to warm their beds once in a while to maintain ecological balance.
    Example - Carolyne Mutoko Siku hizi amepunguza Ufeminazi, inakaa @nairobilay alifanya his FSR vizuri alipomkula.

    first use @uwesmake 2017
     
  15. Okwonkwo

    Okwonkwo Village Sponsor

    kusafisha rungu/kuosha piston iko kwa lexicon?
     
  16. Bogan Dinkum

    Bogan Dinkum Villager

    Mbogan

    A person who will always insert a slang/sheng word in all his posts and is 100% familiar with Ktalk dictionary.
    eg. @jirani030 & @Okwonkwo are legendary mbogans.
    first use @Bogan Dinkum
     
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  17. Bogan Dinkum

    Bogan Dinkum Villager

    Lil Uzi
    noun
    short Ktalk thread, a post or a message
    e.g mungikiress slay queens like to slide lil uzi as a reply to fisiology student's Long Uzi
     
  18. Meria Mata

    Meria Mata Village Chief