I discovered that the language we speak in KTalk is so much unique and thus foreign to many people out there. For posterity, it will be good to compile a dictionary that future generations can refer when they discover some literature from KTalk 2 million years from now.
So, good people, help me compile the dictionary.
1) Hekaya Noun
Unsubstantiated shiet. A story with no legs. Lacking mbisha, findio, skechi, thermal image or other supporting documents. First Use: Aviator, 2014
2) Mabenda4 Act noun
An act of KTalk requiring all hekayas to have a graphical description of the act of copulation. First use:@mabenda4, 2016
3) Monkey Trader noun
A perennial loser. Also a master of hekayas. The grand demonstrator. First use: Mabenda4, 2016 See also: babuoon
4) Kungu adjective
(of a person) creating a false picture of who they are, especially in krost or KTalk.
Example: Most Ktalk mbirioneyyas are kungus. First Use: @KUNGU THE PILOT, 2014
5) Coomer noun
The female genitalia
Example: Old mangi has never and will never taste @Guru's coomer First Use: ???
6) Threshold noun
The standard number of shots a talker is expected to give during muclimbano. See also: Seven
First use: @rollout
7) Bukusu Shephart noun
A (legendary) black skinny mongrel, especially one owned by a proud owner of a (legendary) BMW X6. Mainly used to guard slums in kayole and the neighborhood. First use: @uwesmake, 2016
8) Mkia noun
The female anal cavity, in relation to sexual activities.
Example: @Deorro df'ed @Nefertities kwa mkia, but did not attain the threshold. See also: Settings First use: @Tommy Lee Sparta , 2015
(of a man) preferring to penetrate fellow men, See also: Gay First use:@Ka-Buda, 2015 b) verb
To try and penetrate a man in the arsehole First use:@Ka-Buda, 2015
The female rear supporting documents.
Example: Yesterday was matacore Tuesday First use: @hakimoto, 2016
13) Washa Nduthi Verb
The act of copulating with Palmella. Hand to genitalia motion with assistance from Arimis.
Hand-to-gland combat with assistance of mpenzi Arimis.
Example: @kush yule mnono is the founding father of the nduthi Sacco. First use:@kush yule mnono, 2014
See also: kawasaki, strangle the bishop
14) Hapan Tambua noun
Of a chokosh to refuse to recognize another chokosh's contribution.