KTalk Lexicon

Luther12

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I discovered that the language we speak in KTalk is so much unique and thus foreign to many people out there. For posterity, it will be good to compile a dictionary that future generations can refer when they discover some literature from KTalk 2 million years from now.

So, good people, help me compile the dictionary.

1) Hekaya
Noun
Unsubstantiated shiet. A story with no legs. Lacking mbisha, findio, skechi, thermal image or other supporting documents.
First Use: Aviator, 2014

2) Mabenda4 Act
noun
An act of KTalk requiring all hekayas to have a graphical description of the act of copulation.
First use: @mabenda4, 2016

3) Monkey Trader
noun
A perennial loser. Also a master of hekayas. The grand demonstrator.
First use: Mabenda4, 2016
See also: babuoon

4) Kungu
adjective
(of a person) creating a false picture of who they are, especially in krost or KTalk.
Example: Most Ktalk mbirioneyyas are kungus.
First Use: @KUNGU THE PILOT, 2014

5) Coomer
noun
The female genitalia
Example: Old mangi has never and will never taste @Guru's coomer
First Use: ???

6) Threshold
noun
The standard number of shots a talker is expected to give during muclimbano.
See also: Seven
First use: @rollout

7) Bukusu Shephart
noun
A (legendary) black skinny mongrel, especially one owned by a proud owner of a (legendary) BMW X6. Mainly used to guard slums in kayole and the neighborhood.
First use: @uwesmake, 2016

8) Mkia
noun
The female anal cavity, in relation to sexual activities.
Example: @Deorro df'ed @Nefertities kwa mkia, but did not attain the threshold.
See also: Settings
First use: @Tommy Lee Sparta , 2015

9) Waweru
a) adjective
(of a man) preferring to penetrate fellow men,
See also: Gay
First use: @Ka-Buda, 2015
b) verb
To try and penetrate a man in the arsehole
First use: @Ka-Buda, 2015​

10)matacore
noun
The female rear supporting documents.
Example: Yesterday was matacore Tuesday
First use: @hakimoto, 2016

11) Slice
verb
Hit and run.
Example: @FieldMarshal CouchP alipewa slices zake na singo matha mkamba huko rusengeti.
First use: @mr slices, 2016

12) Checki Maneno
Verb
Taking photos of bikes indicating where it was taken

First use: @The.Black.Templar, 2015

13) Washa Nduthi
Verb
The act of copulating with Palmella. Hand to genitalia motion with assistance from Arimis.
Hand-to-gland combat with assistance of mpenzi Arimis.
Example: @kush yule mnono is the founding father of the nduthi Sacco.
First use: @kush yule mnono, 2014
See also: kawasaki, strangle the bishop

14) Hapan Tambua
noun
Of a chokosh to refuse to recognize another chokosh's contribution.

First use: @Jirani, 2015

15)Meffi
noun
Stupid.
Example: Mzito blaze aliletea wamama wengine umeffi hapa ujeru...
First use: @Jirani, 2016

16) Chockosh wars
noun
Online brawls
First use: @KTalkvilleWeekly , 2016

17) kikikikiiiii
verb
A devilish laughter, especially one practiced by Wawerus.
First use: @Ka-Buda, 2016

18)Mkambodia
noun
People from Kamba land, especially singo mathas.
First use: @vuja de, 2014

19)Shine eyes
noun
Looking at something gleefully with the intention of taking it
First use: @Jirani, 2015
See also: Shiny eyes, meno brown

20) Mungikiress
noun
Women from Kikuyu community
Example: wewe mungikiress @Supu don usilete umeffi hapa.
First use: @Jirani 2015

21)Shinny eyes
noun
A thiefing brown-toothed chockosh of greek origin. A tyrant from centro with appetite for other peoples property.
First use @Jirani, 2015

22) Corinthian
noun
A smelly mungikiress with a religious gear on her head
Example: The Atheist is yet to finish the corinthian series.
First use: @the_atheist, 2014

23) Kukamuaaaa,
Verb
Orgasm after sex or nduthi.
First use: @uwesmake, 2015

24) Nyoka
noun
A woman in the process of receiving the threshold.
Example: @uwesmake tuwekee mbisha ukikamua nyoka.
First use: @uwesmake, 2014

25) Shemale
adjective
Aviator's and @msalame grace 's gender
Example: Shemale aviator wacha kutusumbua.
First Use: @uwesmake, 2015

Proceed.

Umesahau Cantilever.