KTalk Lexicon

I discovered that the language we speak in KTalk is so much unique and thus foreign to many people out there. For posterity, it will be good to compile a dictionary that future generations can refer when they discover some literature from KTalk 2 million years from now.

So, good people, help me compile the dictionary.

  1. Hekaya
    Noun
    Unsubstantiated shiet. A story with no legs. Lacking mbisha, findio, skechi, thermal image or other supporting documents.
    First Use: Aviator, 2014

  2. Mabenda4 Act
    noun
    An act of KTalk requiring all hekayas to have a graphical description of the act of copulation.
    First use: @mabenda4, 2016

  3. Monkey Trader
    noun
    A perennial loser. Also a master of hekayas. The grand demonstrator.
    First use: @zachary, 2016
    See also: babuoon

  4. Kungu
    adjective
    (of a person) creating a false picture of who they are, especially in krost or KTalk.
    Example: Most Ktalk mbirioneyyas are kungus.
    First Use: @KUNGU THE PILOT, 2014

  5. Coomer
    noun
    The female genitalia
    Example: Old mangi has never and will never taste @Guru’s coomer
    First Use: @cumalava, 2014

  6. Threshold
    noun
    The standard number of shots a talker is expected to give during muclimbano.
    See also: Seven
    First use: @rollout

  7. Bukusu Shephart
    noun
    A (legendary) black skinny mongrel, especially one owned by a proud owner of a (legendary) BMW X6. Mainly used to guard slums in kayole and the neighborhood.
    First use: @uwesmake, 2016

  8. Mkia
    noun
    The female anal cavity, in relation to sexual activities.
    Example: @Deorro df’ed @Nefertities kwa mkia, but did not attain the threshold.
    See also: Settings
    First use: @Tommy Lee Sparta , 2015

  9. Waweru
    [INDENT]a) adjective[/INDENT]
    [INDENT](of a man) preferring to penetrate fellow men,[/INDENT]
    [INDENT]See also: Gay[/INDENT]
    [INDENT]First use: @Ka-Buda, 2015[/INDENT]
    [INDENT]b) verb[/INDENT]
    [INDENT]To try and penetrate a man in the arsehole[/INDENT]
    [INDENT]First use: @Ka-Buda, 2015[/INDENT]

10)matacore
noun
The female rear supporting documents.
Example: Yesterday was matacore Tuesday
First use: @hakimoto, 2016

  1. Slice
    verb
    Hit and run.
    Example: @FieldMarshal CouchP alipewa slices zake na singo matha mkamba huko rusengeti.
    First use: @Ice_Cube, 2016

  2. Checki Maneno
    Verb
    Taking photos of bikes indicating where it was taken

First use: @The.Black.Templar, 2015

  1. Washa Nduthi
    Verb
    The act of copulating with Palmella. Hand to genitalia motion with assistance from Arimis.
    Hand-to-gland combat with assistance of mpenzi Arimis.
    Example: @kush yule mnono is the founding father of the nduthi Sacco.
    First use: @kush yule mnono, 2014
    See also: kawasaki, strangle the bishop

  2. Hapan Tambua
    noun
    Of a chokosh to refuse to recognize another chokosh’s contribution.

First use: @Jirani, 2015

15)Meffi
noun
Stupid.
Example: Mzito blaze aliletea wamama wengine umeffi hapa ujeru…
First use: @Jirani, 2016

  1. Chockosh wars
    noun
    Online brawls
    First use: @KTalkvilleWeekly , 2016

  2. kikikikiiiii
    verb
    A devilish laughter, especially one practiced by Wawerus.
    First use: @Ka-Buda, 2016

18)Mkambodia
noun
People from Kamba land, especially singo mathas.
First use: @vuja de, 2014

19)Shine eyes
noun
Looking at something gleefully with the intention of taking it
First use: @Jirani, 2015
See also: Shiny eyes, meno brown

  1. Mungikiress
    noun
    Women from Kikuyu community
    Example: wewe mungikiress @Supu don usilete umeffi hapa.
    First use: @Jirani 2015

21)Shinny eyes
noun
A thiefing brown-toothed chockosh of greek origin. A tyrant from centro with appetite for other peoples property.
First use @Jirani, 2015

  1. Corinthian
    noun
    A smelly mungikiress with a religious gear on her head
    Example: The Atheist is yet to finish the corinthian series.
    First use: @the_atheist, 2014

  2. Kukamuaaaa,
    Verb
    Orgasm after sex or nduthi.
    First use: @uwesmake, 2015

  3. Nyoka
    noun
    A woman in the process of receiving the threshold.
    Example: @uwesmake tuwekee mbisha ukikamua nyoka.
    First use: @uwesmake, 2014

  4. Shemale
    adjective
    Aviator’s and @msalame grace 's gender
    Example: Shemale aviator wacha kutusumbua.
    First Use: @uwesmake, 2015

  5. Fathom
    noun
    An expletive by chokosh on chokosh who bring umeffi
    Example: Toka hapa fathom wewe
    First use: @Luther12 , 2014

  6. MMNN
    noun
    Abbreviation for Meria Mata News Network.
    The official KTalk news agency.
    Example: Chokosh @MwanaWaAfrika does not know what MMNN stands for.
    First Use: @Meria Mata , 2014

  7. Napenda sana
    noun
    (of a talker) liking a certain post. Approval.
    Example: napenda sana.
    First use @This is Gold / jerry and group of handles

  8. Mzee Abdalla
    noun
    [INDENT]a) The male genitalia[/INDENT]
    [INDENT]b) @Lab’s employer[/INDENT]
    Example: @Ka-Buda’s Mzee abdalla refused to take orders even after thorough provocation by mungikiress @spax.
    First Use: @Shabba Ranks , 2015

  9. Osungu.dll
    verb
    you and English language are not friends
    eg @Wakanyama na osungu.dll hawapatanii kamwe
    First use???

  10. Chieth
    noun
    A curse word. Chokosh version of the word shit. Used to avoid censorship by @admin
    First Use: @uwesmake, 2015

  11. Ndege
    adjective
    A variant of the missionary sexual style where a man on top of a mbish is thrown high in the air (roughly 7ft) and comes down aiming his abdalla directly into the lady’s coomer. Ole wako ukihata.
    First use: @mayekeke , 2016

  12. Mbirioneas
    noun
    A talker living above the poverty line.
    First use: @Web Dev , 2015

  13. Peasant
    noun
    A talker living below the poverty line.
    Example: ktalk mbirrionares hawatambui Ruaka kwa peasants
    First use: @Web Dev , 2015

  14. Keti pale--------------------------------->
    verb
    The act of welcoming an NV into Ktalk.
    First use: @Jirani, 2016

  15. kienyeji
    noun
    Local pussyholder
    Example: momo diaries used to be interesting until that chokosh stopped posting kienyejis
    First use: ???

37)equinox
Adverb
An indefinite ban from the village by the admean
First use: Aviator, 2016

  1. Ferk
    a)verb
    Curse, express displeasure. Widely used during revolutions.
    Example: #FerkAdmin
    First Use: @FieldMarshal CouchP , 2015
    b) Verb
    Act of copulation. Also Ferck. An uneditable version of fuck.
    First use: @It’s Le Scumbag , 2014

  2. Koraborator
    noun
    Used to describe talkers who did not participate in the #FerkAdmean movement.
    See also home guard.
    First use: @Young, 2016

  3. pepeta
    verb
    Ferk like a rabbit: Usually said by a pussyholder to encourage the ferker to work harder in chasing the threshold.
    First use: @kingolonde , 2016

  4. Owescrik
    verb
    of talkers) refusing to click on links, ever
    Example, kama hakuna quma, owescrik
    First use: Unknown
    See also akanyalclick

  5. Mharo
    noun
    Mpasho and other gossip sites
    Example: Hatuwescrick mharo ya KichwaKibov
    First use: Unknown

  6. Ktalk csi
    Noun,
    The intelligence wing of ktalk. Used to flash out phony hekayas.
    e.g @KUNGU THE PILOT was found out to be a fake after ktalk CSI @Okiya found the source of his mbishas online!
    First use: unknown

  7. Sweetness and niceness
    verb
    Making love in a romantic way
    Example: @Jirani dreamt of giving @purr 27 all the sweetness and niceness while she purred?
    First use: @Jirani, 2015

  8. Mc Agary
    Noun
    Male genitals. Also Dingleberries, bolingo, mabengo, nuts
    First use: @Jazzman 2015

  9. Kawasaki Ninja
    Noun
    A person experienced in the art of hand to gland combat and a high ranking official of Kawasaki Regiment, Ktalk Defence Force.
    First use: @Jazzman 2015

  10. Jincheng Jangili
    Noun
    A person who will washa nduthi using the crudest of methods e.g use of kimbo or a rough hand.
    First use: @Jazzman 2016

  11. Terminator Style
    adverb
    Of a sex style, being rough and not gentle. Opposite of sweetness and niceness
    First use: @Mr Black , 2016

  12. Import
    noun
    A singo madha, preferrably a kienyeji, invited by a veined tree holder for a sex in a far-away place.
    Example, import ya MM imechelewa pale mtito ikielekea mambatha.
    First use: @Meria Mata , 2015

51)Kisokorinywo
noun
Malaysian. Woman of loose knickers.
First use: @mabenda4, 2016

  1. Yellow yellow
    adjective
    Beautiful, esp an import
    Example: Mafisi used to think @Chloe is yellow yellow until she posted a pic plastering @Wakanyama’s pigsty.
    First use: @wanjohi wa kigogoine, 2014

  2. Mafisi
    noun
    A team founded by uwesmake that climbes anything with a whole.
    Example: Some fisis here can climb even marsupials
    First use: @Ka-Buda, 2014

  3. Fisiology
    noun
    The branch of science that deals with the study of mafisi’s behaviour.
    See also fisibility studies
    First use: unknown, 2016

  4. Ota
    Combining form
    A prefix added to a person’s name whose intent is to show the guy is mshamba
    First Use: @Nefertities, 2015

  5. Cantilever
    Verb
    Appear or disappear suddenly from/to nowhere.
    Example: Ahem. Finally nime-cantilever hapa hivi at some ungodly hour.
    First Use: @Luther12, 2015

  6. Recycle.exe
    Noun
    Something that has been posted by someone before, yet some idiot posts it again.
    First use: unknown

  7. Mbleina
    Noun
    A stupid person. Dolt.
    Example: Huyu @Fisiologist ni mbleina kabisaa aketi hukooooooo
    First use: @Jirani, 2016

59)Kuku na kifaranga
noun
A sexy milf with her sexy daughter who look ferkable as hell and are every young man’s fantasy
to bed them both.
First use: @@uwesmake 2014

  1. Seven, 7
    Noun

KTalk magic number. The Threshold. The minimum shots a talker is expected to dish to a
pussyholder. The minimum dicksize of talkers.
First use: @rollout, 2016

  1. Team Patco
    Noun
    Any male talker whose dick size is below the threshold.

Example: It is suspected that @Gio’s permanent chairmanship of the FZM is as a result of being
Team Patco
First use: @Msuper, 2014

  1. Gari kulala parking
    Verb
    The act of copulation.
    Example: For @Kidinyi, gari lazima ingelala parking daily, hata kama ni kwa kisokorokwinyo.
    First use: @Shabba Ranks, 2015

  2. ES
    noun
    Elder statesman, a title given to @Meria Mata in recognition of his contribution to KTalk. Later
    withdrawn during the #FerkAdmin revolution.
    First Use: Meria Mata, 2016

  3. Veined tree holder
    Noun
    A fisi whose dcik meets the threshold. Usually masquerading as a quail.
    Example: Wewe endelea kukatia @Purr_27, and most likely ni veined tree holder
    First Use: @wanjohi kigogoine, 2014

  4. Puthy
    Noun
    A variant of the word pussy, used to evade censorship by admean.
    See also: kanyau
    First use:???

  5. Upussy
    Noun
    Schupidity. Ufala.
    Example: @Fala 12 uko na upussy sana.
    First use: @Jirani, 2015

  6. Mandazi moto
    Noun
    A codeword for e-newspapers developed after the media houses started umbleina.
    First use: @highschooler, 2016

  7. Grannylingus: noun
    To lick and suck the genitals of a old woman/shosh
    Use:
    @Jirani performed grannylingus on the german woman on her sitting room floor.
    Origin: @nairobilay (2016)

  8. UOTP - Uhuru One Term President

70) RWNBP - Raira wirro nefa be plesident

  1. Onion Rings

Meaning ~ Slices or Coomer that makes you shed a tear of joy as you feel a burning sensation in your eyes

Usage ~ I need my sandwich and onion rings woman

First User ~ @Some Say

Inspired by ~ @john doe hekaya

72) MCA
Mwaga Cum Atulie
@Tommy Lee Sparta March 2017

  1. Mc Agary -Noun
    Male genitals. Also Dingleberries, bolingo, mabengo, nuts
    First use: @Jazzman 2015

74) Deer - Noun
an endearing term used when luring a potential nyoka
Example - My deer nitumie picha ya Makucha tu nisafishe mecho
First Use: @uwesmake 2017

75) Rhino- Noun
A slain Momo in a mancave
First use - @uwesmake

76) Birkini Bag - Noun
An expensive bag used by Ktalk slay queen. Legend has it that one bag is worth more than 3 Matatus
First Use- @DeliciousShiko

  1. Nanok Knees - Adjective
    A pose used by Ktalk slay queen to enhance their looks
    First Use: @Luther12 but enhanced by @introvert

  2. Kunguru - Noun
    A lady who is never satisfied with one Mzee Abdallah and will even cheat on you with your Gateman even after depositing one billion to her bank account
    First use - @pamba 2015

  3. Shexpat: noun
    A lady expatriate working abroad and well versed in servicing your needs
    Example: Kush doesnt need to wakisha nduthi because his shexpat Waithelelo is around.

First use: @Miss Finest Wine , September 2017.

  1. Gatheca - Noun
    His Taxallency Presidebt Ushuru Kenyattax
    Example: Gatheca leo ameenda China kuomba more loans

First use: @patco 2018

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:D:D:D:D:D Blood intelligent and witty.

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Lephimolotical
Comprehende

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peana definitions bwana.

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Fathom

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  1. Bukusu Shephart
    noun
    A (legendary) black skinny mongrel, especially one owned by a proud owner of a (legendary) BMW X6. Mainly used to guard slums in kayole and the neighborhood.
    First use : @uwesmake , 2017

2017 ni next year my dear

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Hehehe

  1. Threshold
    noun
    The standard number of shots a talker is expected to
    give during muclimbano.
    See also: Seven
    First use: ??? @rollout

thanks.
Fixed.

Thanks. Fixed

  1. Checki Maneno
    Verb
    Taking photos of bikes indicating where it was taken

First use: @The.Black.Templar

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Hebu nikumbushe definition. i remember the word was common in Krost. Also wherewithal. Both originated with @mabenda4

  1. Kuwasha Nduthi
    Verb
    The hand to genitalia motion with assistance from Arimis

First use: @kush yule mnono

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am the first user of the word Io matter-core,

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  1. Hapan Tambua
    noun
    We do not recognize

First use: ???

Meffi
noun
Stupid???

First use: @Jirani

Chockosh wars
noun
Online brawls

First use: ???

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  1. kikikikiiiii
    Laughing
    First use: Waweru’s slice, 2016
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Nipewe definition ya ‘Shiny eyes’

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Hehehe. Tuchague an Etymology committee for Ktalk Dictionary

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Mkambodia
noun
People from Kamba land

First use: @vuja de???

Shining eyes
noun
Looking at something gleefully with the intention of taking it

First use: @Jirani???

  1. Mungikiress
    noun
    Women from Kikuyu community

First use: @Jirani ??? shit, this nigga has contributed a lot to the language here.

Nacheka peke yangu kazini

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