Ktalk Prophecies; Official Thread

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Niko bedrest na msichana wangu ameninunulia bundles, so I hope you understand why najaza server ya ile autistic nyani.

Nataka mkuwe prophets for this year; what will happen and what will not in all spheres of life - politics, society, economics and business, religions, education etc.

I will go first.

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  1. a country in east africa will hold elections around the month of August.
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God will come out of the closet and tell his children he is gay. He will illustrate this by not having a wife. Also he will say his first creation Lucifer denied him mkia hence the fallout.

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  1. Uhuruto will win with around 60 per cent.

  2. Several Moi-era politicians watatuwacha (too sensitive to mention names).

  3. Wabukhala will resign the EACC seat.

  4. Al shabaab will conduct a devastating attack somewhere in the country in a bid to influence the elections.

  5. Half the gavanas, 70 per cent of the MPs and three-quarter of the senators watakula nyumbani.https://tpc.googlesyndication.com/daca_images/simgad/16641904086568746857

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You are more serious than this. Make credible predictions sir!

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what in God’s name was he thinking? or is it a case of confidants and advisers setting him up to fail

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…and jesus will burn the closet too. What with the eat his body chiet going to heaven through him blahblah blah?

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Weka predictions buuda. Wacha kuchambua za wengine…

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A prominent politician will die before the August general elections. His death will shock the nation.

I dreamt about it btw …twice.

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Kura zitaibiwa na stima itapotea zikihesabiwa kama 2007

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The rest is speculation. Sikumaliza.

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Bisha ya msichana wako kwanza

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Jubilee will win by 70+1 votes

Opposition will split, babuon end will be confirmed even before elections when his party nominations is an orgy of violence and bought certificates.

All opposition leaders will go into forced retirement.

SGR will be an instant success.

Chelsea will win the EPL.

Real Madrid will win Champions league for the third straight time.

I will be a father again.

I will building my home and my kids nest.

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  1. Kuna momo itachapwa dry fry
  2. Kuna mtu atafikisha threshold cha ukweli
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A prominent trash talking talker will be H.I.V positive.

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And gutter press manenos, ati kuna watu watakufa but I cannot name them!

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:smiley:

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I nullify your prediction as it’s time barred. Hizi ni michezo zimepitwa na wakati. Moi with mlolongo>>>>>>>votes kupelekwa Nairobi kuhesabiwa>>>>>>Dead voters>>>>>kuzima stima>>>>>>
Inflating votes Kwa stronghold(Tharaka Nithi)>>>>>>tyranny of numbers>>>>>>2017???

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Leteni predictions kama @spear wacheni pang’ang’a. Hata simple instructions hamwezi fuata jameni? What’s wong with Africans honestly?

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Sk Macharia might suffer a stroke

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