@Delus used to bring this series,anyway,was hanging out in archives,this niggah is a fucking god .
https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/secrets-you-will-die-with.8015/page-3
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It was a slow weekday night back in the day,2011. Niko kwa club fulani in naks and noticed some chick: read maraya quietly seated no customers. Called her over, bought her a few drinks knowing that nitabeba bure. The girl gulps down the drinks like a hyena and when time ya kuenda ilifika she demanded i have to pay her. Since i had already set out my mind lazima nimkule i agree and she insists tupande some motorbike ya jirani yake to some shady lodging in shabab: fisi ikakubali coz tht shoddy lodging ndo nilikua napeleka maraya
we reach the lodging: one in one lodging used to cost 350. Tukaingia room n she insisted i pay her first, nxt she heads to the loo and when she came back the drama started. Maraya starts saying hajui mahali ameweka pesa nikatafuta kila mahali hata kwa choo, nothing!. after a few minutes she starts shouting i took the money plus her purse:note, she did not have a purse. Next thing, she whips out a phone and starts calling some guy called Mungai asking him to come with watu wote wa nduthi wa stage yao ameibiwa kwa lodging. At this point am visibly shaking and after some pleading she accepts an extra 1k and agrees nimpige shot moja on condition that i get out as soon as am finished
After the first shot, i decided kurelax kidogo ndo niende. After a few minutes, the girls is snoring like crazy, i try waking her up wapi…Namtingisha yake yote aamke wapi: she had passed out. Nikaamua niongeze shot moja before i hightail. She had a scarf alifunga kwa kichwa tukiingia rum ndo nywele isiharibike. Nikiendelea kunyorosha raia the scarf becomes undone and lo and behold, ksh 2480 plus my ID card ( didnt know she had taken this) and some weird stuff wrapped in paper: think it was mshere
To cut the long story short: Niliongeza shot ingine, took the money plus her phone, tossed her shoes and clothes outside the window, pulled off the beddings off her nanikawacha mlango wide open with the lights on nanikainua
Saw her a few weeks later @ some joint dancing jovially with a kamzee n i smiled inwardly…
i bet hiyo shot ya zianda uliweka nyama kwa nyama sababu ya hasira, she had blanked out anyway… reminds me a nakuru kunguru that said she does not sell kuma, i buy beer and she decides if she want to give me. she swallowed all the drinks she could on my account, then showed me each shot ni 1500, na saa hiyo ako kwa room blanking out so i said yesss. nilieka multiple shots mpaka dry fry shot at some point (stupid me then). morning i paid her the one shot of 1500 she had asked when sober.
Hehehe, sasa malaya pia akifunga kitambaa kwa kichwa kama bibi kutaendaje? Na hizo ma coins…
ION, @gashwin , @Mathaais. Your confessions in that thread take the cake.:eek: