Ktalk rules of thumb lexcion

Sex & Relationships
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  1. Kunguru hafungiki

  2. Never marry a singo matha/ Never raise anaother mans kid

  3. Anyone talker at any point in time can get atleast 3 bishes if need be. Therefore no need to brag

  4. All pinkies are 1/10’s. Except from @Shiroe she is a 2/10

  5. Kila mtu kwa hii kijiji went to UoN/ Strathmore. Are birrionaires who earn over 100k. Are very young, handsome, neat and hit the gym. Live in Leafy suburbs. Only drive 4 wheel drive cars kama @uwesmake

I think we can all agree this is true.
@admin sasa pitisha hii thread chini ya lexcion ndio watu waache kujirudia

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  1. @under23 ni mchunwa skuma pale tinder
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i think you mean mchunwa sukuma

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All Talkers eat yellow and not only do they have figure 8 but also virgins .NGUICI !!

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Gamblers are evils as terrorists.

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:smiley: mongoose mbona heshima iko duni namna io

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Boss number 2 wachana nayo kabisa…
Only the mum is the genuine parent to her child Sisi Wengine ni kuamini tu.
I have been walking this earth for more than 3 decades and I’ve noticed that girls my age don’t have kids and don’t want anything to do ndoa on the other hand women younger than me have kids and most of them are singo mathas

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vipi @sludgist

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Kuna watu hapa wanajiona wako Holly sana.

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Swaffi

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wewe kula mali kesi baadae

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i detect a frustrated man who hates his own life and wishes he has not been tricked into marenj

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100k and billionaire in the same sentence?

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Most people have their money tied up in assets but will seek to overly inflate their worth for ego purposes.
Take for example @mtombi hodari’s BMW he might value it at 1.5 million but its true value/ actual value is 750k.
Or take @shosho’s Ruaka properties ikikuja time ya Western bypass. Govt will only compensate her 12.5/15 mil for every 50100 on road reserve. This is despite shosho’s claim that her 50100 are worth 25 mil.
Or take @Blacks4Trump the guy is an idiot and has nothing but boasts he will have HUGE assets worth 1B this year if he plays sportpesa well. Infact billion tayari kwa bank. Imebaki kutransfer after ushinde jackpot tano

Ama niaje B4T?

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And instead of gambling, it is better to send that money to your Mother to pay chama

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And if parents are zillionares?

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ilisemekana uache hio pesa ulitaka kubet nayo Moto. At least utapata joto

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Over ruled. No 2 holds

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Have lots of them na sisumbui…

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Heheh!This was totally uncalled sasa beamer yangu imeingilia wapi hii story…isolait